Dupli-Kate

"Dupli-Kate from Invincible," you say, with total confidence.

The genie pauses, arches an eyebrow, then snaps his fingers. A glowing screen pops up beside him, displaying an image of Dupli-Kate, also known as Kate Cha. Black hair. Black eyes. Athletic build. Absolute waifu material.

"Her?" The genie tilts his head, looking skeptical. "Isn’t Atom Eve way more popular in her universe?"

"Yeah, but I prefer Asian girls to redheads," you reply without missing a beat. "And besides, Kate ended up hooking up with the Immortal in canon. Do you understand what that means?"

The genie scratches his head. "Uh… she’s into old dudes?"

You shake your head. "No. It means she has low standards in men."

The genie snorts. "Explain."

You cross your arms. "Fraudmortal, sorry, the Immortal, loses every important fight. He’s like the eternal punching bag of that world. If Kate hooked up with a geriatric, washed-up loser fuck like him, it means she’s not exactly picky. It makes sense that she’d settle for a normal guy like me."

"That’s… honestly a pretty pragmatic way to look at things," the genie says, nodding slowly, clearly impressed.

You smirk. "Also, she can make copies of herself. That’s a useful power. Think about the possibilities-"

"Nope," the genie cuts you off with a wag of his finger. "We closed that loophole. You get one waifu. One version. No clones. I can bring Dupli-Kate here, but she won’t have her duplication powers. There will be just one of her."

You deflate a little. "Well, that kinda puts a damper on my plan..."

"But," the genie says, floating closer, his voice smooth like a car salesman closing the deal, "think about it, you get your own Dupli-Kate. One that belongs to no one else. Not Fraudmortal. Not Rex Splode. Just you. She’s yours. And she loves you completely."

You pause.

Yeah… even without her powers, she’s hot as hell. Confident. Athletic. Smart. And way better than any girl you've met in real life. Honestly, this is more than you ever dared to hope for.

You nod. "Yeah. I’m good with that."

"So we locking in Dupli-Kate?" the genie grins. "Or you want to shop around for someone else?"