Dave

David wasnt one hundred percent sure what was happening. But he had a pretty good guess. He woke up and he was in a tube. There was a glass front to the tube and out that glass he could see a room made of metal, a weird metal podium and the room was lit in an eerie orange light that seemed to be coming from nowhere. Dave wasnt one hundred percent sure but he was willing to bet he had been **** by aliens.

And not the good kind. Not the kind that worked with the Justice League.

When a square in the wall shimmered Dave got his first look at his hosts. Four and half feet tall jellyfish/squidlike things meandered into the room on long tentacles. They chatter away in a wet gurgling speech that had their smaller tentacles flailing about. There was a greenish thingy and a purplish thingy and both headed for the metal podium.

They stood around it for a second and gurgled at one another. Dave didnt see any eyes on the aliens but the way they stopped and flailed a tentacle his way made Dave think they were paying attention to him.

The green alien thingy did something to the podium that made it beep. Dave looked up when a similar beep came from the top of his tube. A little panel opened up and began to pour a viscous orange goo down into the tube and onto Dave.

"Aww come on fellas, at least buy me dinner before you impregnate me!"

Purple alien thingy did something to the podium that made it boop. Dave, pushing himself to the side of his tube to try and avoid the orange goo had just enough time to see several little ports open up at the front and back off the tube and a little tesla coil looking device emerge and begin sparking with odd green lightning.

Dave looked at the goo at his feet and the first of the little tesla coil sparkler things an inch off the ground. Dave watched with dread as the goo began to accumulate and creep steadily towards the first tesla coil thing.

"Well shit." Dave sighed.