Comics, Entire Marvel Universe, Deadpool

Deadpool was having a not-so-great day. His local enchilada place had been out of beef, it rained on his way back, oh, and there was the small issue of The Juggenaut, Bitch, rampaging through his neighborhood.

He had hopped on the nearest civilian's motorcycle and followed the trail of knocked over lampposts. However, it seemed like he was unfortunatley starting to lose the Juggernaut, Bitch, and with him any chance at fame, fortune, or security for his family. Just then, something magical happened. A book hit him in the head. At first Deadpool was angry, making the logical assumption that his 3rd grade english teacher had returned from the dead to make him read. However, upon opening the book, he found this note:

To the holder of my book,

Know that you hold my most powerful creation, THE REALITY BOOK, with this anything you write in it will become reality. Yes, reality will mould itself around what you have written. Only you, as the new owner of my book, will have knowledge about both realties. This means you are now my latest amusement, little being. So go amuse and entertain me, I’m watching but will no longer be seen or heard from after this message.__

Signed, A bored as fuck all powerful being

"Oh, this is going to be fun!" Wade said, before hastily scribbling something on the cover. He had crossed off the title of the book and with a permanenet marker he has seemingly pulled from nowhere, he had written "Deadpool Rapes the Marvel Universe".