Classic Slave Leia

The package contained a gold harem girl bikini of the sort seldom seen outside of Hutt pleasure palaces. It was accessorized with gold bangles, gold hoop earrings, and a regal purple loincloth. The package was topped with a holo-instruction: PUT THIS ON. MORE TO FOLLOW.

Leia looked at Elan. "This is a Galactic Senate office. Is Mr. Watto familiar with the Galactic Senatorial dress code?"

Elan was picking his nose. "Dunno. You got to put that on. That's all I know."

"Would you mind looking away, Mr. Sleazebaggano?"

"Sleazebaggano Junior. Mr. Sleazebaggano was my father. Can't let you smuggle anything under the outfit."

"Don't worry, Mr. Sleazebaggano. There is no underwear in space."

Outfit durability: 30/30 (Bikini top, bikini loincloth, gold bangle, gold arm cuff, suede boots)