Chicken out

“Uh,” you stutter. “It’s me. I just need to pee really bad.”

“Oh, that’s okay,” your brother’s wife says from the other side of the curtain. “Just announce yourself next time. I’m naked over here. We’d have an awkward moment if I opened this and didn’t know you were there.”

“Yeah, I’d accidentally see your boobs,” you blurt without thinking. Fuck that’s so awkward.

But your sister-in-law gives a single chuckle. “I was going to say I’d accidentally see your penis. Your brother would lose his mind if that happened.”

I nervously laugh, “Yeah. He’s so conservative. He’d probably gouge your eyes out.”

“Ouch,” she says. “So let’s not let that happen. Finish up. The water in here is getting cold. I could poke my own eyes out.”

You flush the toilet and flee the bathroom without pretending to wash your hands.

Did she just reference her hard nipples? She was definitely flirting with you.

Sexy bra, talking about dicks. Goddamn she’s a slut.

A slut with big 38D titties.

You can easily get a slut to flash her tits for fun. She probably loves showing them off. My asshole brother is probably the one who makes her dress like she’s allergic to the sun.

You need to get her away from him. Let her be the slut she is, and let her free the nipple for you.