Cancer screening

You stop your sister-in-law in the hall. You look down at her enormous sweater puppies.

“Last month was Breast Cancer awareness month. Did you do your self-exam?”

Her eyebrows knit. “I’m 20.”

“That’s when you should start. I do my wife’s checks for her. I don’t mind showing you how to do it.”

“Thanks but I think I can figure it out.”

“You have a lot of area to cover. It will be faster with a partner. Step into the bedroom. We’ll be done in two minutes, then you can enjoy the weekend with peace of mind.”