CONCEPT: Absolute Pizza Guy

CEO of the largest pizza chain in Gotham. He's like Mr. Clean - the iconic Pizza Guy. He's in ads all the time and is burned into the Gotham conscience. And most of all, it's the best run company in Gotham. Best healthcare, longest vacation days, etc.

Working conditions and salaries are high too. He cares little for shareholders and only for his employees. He could be a billionare and isn't.

So what's the catch?

Well, the Pizza Guy has slept with 40% of his female employees and broken up a hundred marriages. He gets around.

He sees your wife at a party, flirts with her, and is probably going to be balls-deep inside her unless you take her away. He has unfathomable charm that makes any loyal woman fall. They say Lucius Fox' wife divorced him just to be friends with benefits with the Pizza Guy.

The Gotham public isn't aware of it. No one snitches. Men who lose their wives grumble but ultimately move on. It's Gotham; better to lose your girl than your job.

Maybe because he seems so normal, the Pizza Guy still has a lot of male friends and employee. Just with caution.

He'll be chatting you up and giving you a raise one day. The next, your fiancee admits to having an affair, got pregnant, and wants to be with him. But your salary is so good you don't wanna leave.

You overhear moans that sound like your ex-fiance's in the Pizza Guy's office...

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuuuuck~♡! Your dick is sooo big, Pizza Guy!"

You just click your tongue and ask for a vacation from HR. Instant approval. And they have a contract with a company that does tourism. Next day you're chilling in Hawaii.

Best company ever. Great boss. Fun to talk too. But just way too horny.

This is the Absolute Pizza Guy.