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"The truth is," I said

To the kindly old elf,

"I'd like to fuck

Everyone, all to myself."

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Santa he chuckled

Put finger to his nose,

And patted his sleigh:

Asked me to sit on the front row.

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"This I can do," said he,

"I know the trick.

But to gather the magic:

Suck Santa's dick."

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