Bipedal Snake (Main path)

Instead of being a normal human, you looked in the closet window, and saw you were some type of bipedal snake. You had some memorizing yellow eyes, some nice black scales, and even a pretty cool pattern on the back of your head. You also noticed your muscles, which thank... God? Lucifer? You'll figure that out later, you're just thankful your muscles were still here, from your chest to your legs. However, it was still a new body. It took all your balance not to fall in this body, especially since you could feel massive package, which seemed to have also traveled down with you... as well as a second one, now that you notice.

That's when you noticed the next thing, your clothes. Instead of being naked like you were when you died on Earth, or being in the flannel jacket and pants you usually wore when you weren't fucking someone, you were instead dressed in a skin tight wife-beater shirt (Hopefully Hell would have a clothing store or something), and some very loose fitting pants that were only held up by your... rattlesnakes. You smile to yourself, it didn't seem like Hell was as bad as people made it out to be. Though, you still had a question, well a few but the most pressing, who's the bitch that decided to shoot you in the head?

You decided that trying to ask around was a good idea. After meeting some particular rude demons, and dealing with some explosions and turf wars, you managed to gain enough information. Apparently, there were businesses about going up to the living world and doing some **** stuff, and with the description of the bitch that shot you in the head, you managed to go to a building called I.M.P. You laugh, thinking that it's kind of embarrssing to have your life be ended by a demon who works in a place like that, but oh well. You watched as many demons exited that building for the night, you managed to spot the bitch. She was walking out with another demon, though he was obviously male. Short white hair, long horns, and a tux that made him look more gentleman like.

"Millie, you wanna go out to eat tonight?" You heard the male demon say.

"Sure, Mox, what ya thinking?" The female demon said.

"Oh, we're going out to eat where we heading?" Said a new voice, another demon following the them, clearly taller than Mox, bald as well with some strange tattoo on his forhead, though still dressed like a butler.

"This is mainly for a *married couple* thing, sir." Mox said annoyed.

"Oh come on! Although, I guess it is Loony's birthday and you two already helped celebrate it with her, so I'll just stay with her for the rest of the day."
"Blitz! Could you leave me alone for five fucking minutes!?!" You heard a new voice say as they exited the building, and looking at her got both your cocks acting up. She didn't seem like the types of demons that Mox, Blitz, or Millie were, she seemed to be wolflike, scarlet eyes and white fur, like a hellhound, although her body was like that of a porn star's. Her shorts were riding up on her butt, looking more like a thong, and her crop top shirt had the bottom of her breasts spilling out. You thought to yourself, wondering how powerful you are compared to these four. Maybe you could jump them, kill one of them for killing you, and be done with it.

Though, that's not how you rolled on Earth. Whenever someone screwed with you, you would screw with everyone around them. Bullies? You screwed their mothers. Teachers in college? You either slept with the teacher, or slept with the teacher's wife. Annoying co-worker? Fuck his 21 year old daughter. If any of them were women, just remind them of their place with your fat cock. You made sure people regretted messing with you (Though some of the women thanked you), and as you thought about it, looking at the hellhound, and the three imps, you got an idea. You asked around some more, and learned that Hell had, for lack of a better term, a pecking order. Hellhounds (Which you're guessing is like that one "Loony" miss), imps (Probably the same race as Mille, Mox, and Blitz), hellborns like succubi, sinners like like you, then overlords, then the Ars Goetia family, then The Seven Deadly Sins, then the Princess of Hell and her Mother, and then finally the big man Lucifer himself. And as you learned, you thought to yourself about how you can make it so there's a *new* pecking order... involving you at the top, just need to go from bottom to top, and make these fucking things learn that no one messes with you unless they want to be cucked, fucked or ruined.