Becoming Elsa

"Okay, I'm naked now. It's over to you to do your thing!"

It is a phrase you haven't even dreamed up Maisie saying to you in all the time you have spent fantasising about her. Okay, she didn't sound too happy when she said it. But you still find yourself having to deal with the emergency you have caused with a throbbing hard on.

"Don't fuck this up" she adds, slightly less arousingly.

"Maisie, you will change so you physically resemble the porn star Elsa Jean, like an exact perfect copy of her. Though you will look and sound exactly like Elsa Jean, you will still have your own mind and personality"

There is a pause.

"Did it work?" you ask tentatively.

The door rattles, and out steps a beautiful, naked blonde woman you recognise quite well. Maisie takes some time to examine her altered appearance on her camera phone.

"I guess that will do" she concludes, not seeming dissatisfied with how she now looks.

"Hey, stop staring at me" she scolds you, suddenly appearing very self conscious for a porn star "God, this is so messed up. I know I don't look like me, but I'm still naked in front of you. It doesn't really feel any different to if I was standing here with no clothes on as myself"

And she is right, this is all kinds of crazy. It's as if your crush and a major league adult actress are both standing naked in front of you as one person. It is a lot for you to process.

"Okay, let's not just stand around wasting time" she tells you firmly "We need to get my sister away from that fucker and buy my cousins some time to do what they have to do"

"What if he doesn't buy it?" Maisie is worrying to you in the car as you park up near Josh's place. "I've never seen any of this woman's movies. I don't know her speech patterns or mannerisms"

"Trust me, when Josh sees you he isn't going to care about your speech patterns or mannerisms" you assure her with a chuckle.

"Maybe we should wait, there are a lot of people in the street" Maisie frets.

"It doesn't matter, they don't know it's you. We should just go and get Holly out of there now. She might even have time to go do that presentation she was telling you about.

"You just want lots of people to see you walking around with a naked porn star"

"Kinda" you shrug.

"Fine, let's get this over with" Maisie sighs.

It is not a moment you will forget quickly, as the whole street seems to come to a standstill while you and Maisie walk from your car to Josh's front door. Traffic literally stops. You feel like some kind of king for the thirsty seconds or so the experience lasts for.

When Josh opens the door he practically loses his shit. You have never seen him so excited in his life. He shakes the hand of Maisie, who you know is fighting the urge not to punch him, ferociously and lists all the films he thinks she has been in while telling her his admiration for them.

"Dude, you know Elsa Jean?" he asks you in disbelief.

You are then led through to the lounge where a naked Holly is naked and on her knees, surrounded by Josh's roommates and holding a large dildo, presumably waiting for shooting to resume. As guilty as it makes you feel, seeing her like that brings your crush on her back with a vengeance.

Holly looks at you forlornly. You suppose to her the situation must have just appeared to have gotten even worse. As far is she is aware another of Josh's buddies has just turned up with a co-star for her in tow. It is time for Maisie, as Elsa, to spring into action.

"A little birdie told me you were shooting a porno" she smiles seductively "And that you are the hottest up and coming director around. So I thought I'd relieve this amateur of her duties and let her get back to her day job. You can direct me instead, no charge. What do you say?"

"Oh Man!" Josh is struggling to contain himself "That would be so awesome! But I've got an even better idea. You and Holly should shoot together! I know she is new at this but you won't believe the things she can do. She's kind of like my personal muse. I have major plans for Holly, and getting her on screen with you would be such a boost. Can you imagine how much exposure that is gonna give her? Holly. you will shoot with Elsa here won't you?"

"Yes Master" Holly answers with no enthusiasm at all.

"Sorry, no deal" Maisie tells him "I don't work with new talent at this point in my career. It's her or me"

"Elsa, I love you and worship the ground you walk on, but if you are forcing me to choose then I choose Holly"

Shit. You had not accounted for that. Both you and Maisie are now in a state of panic, not knowing what to say. It turns out to be Josh who speaks next.

"Tell you what, how about you shoot with Holly for like, half an hour, Just enough time for me to get some really hot footage of you together. Then I'll shoot with just you for the rest of the afternoon, and let her go and do this presentation she keeps bitching about me making her miss. Otherwise I'll just stick with Holly for the rest of the day"

Maisie gives you a look that seems to say "This was your stupid idea, you fix this" but you are not sure how. You are going to have to come up with something very, very quickly. Unless you surrender to the increasingly powerful urges inside you that want you to say nothing and just let this happen.