Awakening

When I wake up, I find myself in a new body, one I designed myself. A plant dragon the size of a small dog connected by an incredibly thin wire-like appendage to a flower-sized bulb in a small alcove I’ve decided will be my core. My entire body works as an effective pesticide, so I’ve no need to worry about insects eating at it, and it is hidden away enough for it to not be trampled by animals, even if my draconic powers should make it immune to most of them anyway. My dragon avatar should be more than powerful enough to deal with low-level adventurers, and the experience penalty from it as my race is nullified by my Vendure side combined with my small size, which will also be useful for hiding myself until I am powerful enough to not have to worry about being killed by anyone. After all, I am immune to anything fire-related and deal 15x damage with it. And since nobody will expect it from a plant-based creature, that will give me a massive advantage from the element of surprise. I also plan to grow physically larger to the point where my body will regenerate faster than it can be damaged. If that wasn’t enough, anyone who tries to fight me will have to deal with spells constantly being slung at them. Finally, I am immune to status effects and can inflict any of them to my targets. And to think, this isn’t even the most powerful form I was capable of thinking up!

I also have several other gifts of the more perverse variety. Sharing my love with anything intelligent slowly causes them to begin worshiping me until they will do anything I ask of them without question. My body is incredibly malleable, able to grow all sorts of appendages capable of endlessly breeding anyone who falls under my spell as they grow ever more gravid with my spawn. It doesn’t matter if they were male before, I can still change their body to one that will bear my brood. Or I could just let them make love with me, as my body has massive assets of both male and female varieties. Sadly, I am unable to inseminate myself, but that shouldn’t be a problem as I will have plenty of thralls before long.

Satisfied with my body, I turn my attention to my surroundings. As I requested, my spawn is in a temperate jungle with plenty of room to hide myself. I assume there is also a small settlement of fox-kin nearby, as they’ve always been a favorite of mine. I can’t wait to hear them cry in ecstasy as I violate their every orifice and rewire their bodies to become my perfect breeding slaves.

While I technically got a job assigned to me as part of my reincarnation, it aligns with what I planned to do anyway. The Goddesses Mel and Carnachias want me to destroy the heroes of light that have disrupted the balance of the world with their god-given cheats, as well as lewding my way with as many creatures as possible. To achieve this, I’ve been gifted a custom-body with cheat powers of my own. Apparently I’m not the only reincarnated soul they’ve blessed, but I shouldn’t encounter any of them for a while yet. Oh, is that a lone fox-kin I hear? What perfect timing to test out my new powers on an unsuspecting victim.