Assisting the Assistant

New Attribute Unlocked

PERFECT FOR THE JOB

Whenever the user gives the target a task, the target will instantly improve at any abilities required to complete said task to at least an above-average skill level. This minimum will be significantly higher for any kind of sexual skill as well as any ability the target already had competency in prior to activating this attribute.

Congratulations! Target HELEN SANDERS has now completed their identity transformation!

Even Helen's attributes are starting to become difficult for me to understand, though I'm sure she would understand perfectly if she read this. What I think this is saying is that if I tell Helen to do something, it's pretty much impossible for her to fail at whatever I told her to do. She becomes good at anything she was bad at, and great at anything she was good at, at least if she's doing work I gave her. And in traditionally Random Remote fashion, anything sexual gets extra priority.

Assuming I got the gist of that attribute right, that's really strong. Talk about having the perfect secretary. Helen's like a superhuman now. Which is hard to imagine given how seemingly fantastic Helen is at most things already.

"Judging by the look on your face, I'm guessing that was a worthwhile endeavor," Helen chimes in.

"Yeah, that's probably safe to say. Let's just say, I think you may have an easier time with your investigation now," I respond.

"Oh!" Helen exclaims, seeming genuinely surprised. "I'm not really sure what that means, but I certainly won't complain."

"And you still don't have any interest in knowing what I've done to you?"

"I'd rather not. Ignorance is bliss, as they say, and I rather enjoy the bliss I've been in recently. Though I am happy to hear that whatever I just got is helpful to you in some way," Helen says cheerfully.

Technically, the remote is responsible for her wanting to be helpful in the first place, but I still appreciate the enthusiasm nonetheless.

"Well, it looks like with that, you're done with your transformation," I tell Helen as I put the remote back in my pocket.

"Wonderful. That's one step closer to the finish line."

"I guess that means it's time for us to work on our own projects for a little bit," I sigh.

"Unfortunately, yes. I do wish it didn't have to be this way, but I think it's for the best. Though I was looking forward to sharing something I've been working on with you this week," Helen admits.

"Oh? And what's that?"

"I've been looking at potential places for us to move to once the harem is finished. I found a few good options with plenty of space that I was hoping we could tour together. It's a shame, I was really looking forward to it."

Helen's been house hunting? Wow. She really is ahead of the game. I've had the idea in the back of my mind for a while, but I hadn't actually taken any steps to start looking. I guess I shouldn't be too surprised that Helen has already started working on it. How she finds time for everything she does, I don't think I'll ever know. The thought of spending a few days with Helen shopping for mansions does sound like a fun time. I suppose I have something to look forward to in the hopefully not-to-distant future.

"I'm sure they're all lovely, Helen. Once this is all said and done, I'd be happy to go look at whatever you've found, just the two of us," I assure her.

"I'd like that a lot, Sir," Helen blushes.

Without anymore business to discuss, it's time for Helen and I to split up for a while. I'm sure we'll stay in close contact, but it still feels weird to leave like this. But like she said, it's for the best right now. The two of us share one more romantic kiss before I head out.

Checking the time, it's getting pretty late, so I should probably start making my way over to chemistry. With both Bianca (who doesn't even show up anymore) and Katia both being finished with their transformation already, there's really not that much incentive for me to keep going to class, but I am still enrolled at North Ridge, so I should probably keep going to class for the time being. And besides, Katia would be crushed if I didn't show up, and I can't do that to my sweet little E-Girl.

As I make my way across campus, I can't shake the feeling that I'm being followed. Maybe it's just me feeling paranoid after everything with Violet, but it's almost as if I can feel an intense gaze on me. Every time I look around, I don't see anything, so perhaps I am just going crazy. At one point, I notice one of my shoe is untied, so I take a quick glance around before leaning over to retie the laces.

"Hey, loser!"

I nearly jump out of my skin as I hear the sound of someone yelling right next to me. I'm immediately on high alert as my body shoots upright. Doing this allows me to see Christina standing beside me with her typical annoyed look. How long has she been there? Was she the one following me?

"Christina? What are-"

"Shut the fuck up! And don't you dare tell anyone I was speaking to you, you pathetic piece of shit!" Christina shouts angrily. A split second later, she looks down at the ground in embarrassment, as if she can't bring herself to meet my gaze for more than a moment. "J-just... UGH! Fucking taking it!"

She quickly raises her arm and slams her hand directly into my chest. I stumble backwards as I try to balance, instinctually clutching the area she struck. After taking a few solid steps back, I manage to catch myself. At this point, I notice the sensation of an object on one of my hands. I pull the hand away from my chest to see a crumbled-up piece of paper, which I unfold to reveal a five dollar bill.

Oh. So that's what this was about. Christina must not have been able to handle her new urge to give me money anymore. I do wish she had chosen a less aggressive delivery method, though. Hopefully over time she starts to learn her place as my submissive piggy bank.

"Uh... thank, I guess..." I say, not sure how else to articulate my thoughts.

However, as I look up, Christina is already gone. I quickly look around, and I just barely manage to spot her as she runs away. Her legs are squeezed together, and she's gripping her arms tightly as she tries to get away as fast as possible. I'm guessing she's doing everything in her power to hide how good it felt to hand that gift to me. I wonder if she'll end up masturbating later this evening. I hope so.

I only get a minor glimpse of Christina before she rounds a nearby corner and disappears. Damn. That would have been a good opportunity to check for an attribute. I can't really blame myself for that one, considering that the whole interaction was probably less than 30 seconds, but it still would have been nice to get a lock on her. Oh well. I'll try to be prepared from now on, just in case.

Now that I'm done with what may be the new record for strangest interaction with one of my girls (at least as long as you're not including Rose), I decide to just shrug it off and keep heading to class. Hey, at least I have five dollars now. Beats the nickel I got last time. Maybe I'll buy a soda on the way back home or something.