Ask for help finding a job

"Thank you Ma'am. I'm afraid I ain't got much money though. You know where a young man can find work?"

Her long painted nails made a click clack sound as she drummed her think fingers on the counter in a moment of thought. "Hmm... Work for a pretty little humie boy like you? Well the brothels are always hiring, but you don't seem like the kind who likes taking it up the ass, am I right?"

"Indeed ma'am, no buggery for me!" You say with a nervous chuckle.

"As I thought. Well, you're too skinny for the mines... Hmm... You got any experience with livestock?"

"Yes ma'am. I was raised by nuns who ran a dairy. I've been taking care of cows and goats since I was old enough to walk." You say confidently.

"Nuns? You an Orphan?" She asks with wide eyes.

"Yes ma'am." You say.

"Oh!" She exclaims. "You must work for me then. I've got a soft spot in my heart for Orphans ever since... Oh I'm rambling. The point is I've got some cows, and I have been meaning to get more, but since I'm so busy running this Inn, I can't care for a whole herd. If I hired you to tend the cows, I'd be able to buy more."

"Oh..." You consider her offer.