All that

Buffy just stared at Xander and looked befuddled.

"What?" He asked after a second.

"Xander... I..." Buffy trailed off and for a second looked conflicted.

"What, Buff? You don't need to watch your words with me. Whatever you want to say, I can handle it." He put his hand iver his heart, "I promise I wont be offended. Say whatever you were going to say."

"How the... why... you" Buffy shook her head. With a slight blush on her cheeks she looked up at Xander, "How are you still single?"

"Say what now?" Xander asked.

"Xander that was the single most pleasurable thing thats ever happened to me. Your perfect touch thingy? Biggest orgasm I've ever had! I need to go home and change, I need new panties here!" Buffy gestured towards her crotch.

Xander stared dumbfounded at Buffy.

"Why on gods green earth would Cordelia let you go if you can shatter a girl just by touching her forehead?" Buffy ran a hand over her forehead. She sounded amazed as she continued, "Jesus christ. I've only had sex once so maybe my sample size is too small compared to Cordy's but you massaging my head was better sex than losing my virginity to Angel!"

"Oooookay." Xander nodded along.

"If you can do all THAT with just your finger? Why the hell would any sane woman let you go? Did she fuck some guy who could cause multiple orgasms with a look?"

"Ah." Xander looked down at his friend in amazement. Buffy just looked up at him in confusion. Apparently waiting on an answer. "Uhm... well, see... Buff... th- the thing is Cordy... um..."

"Yyyyeah?" Buffy leaned in towards him.

Clearing his throat Xander continued. "Well, see, the thing is, um, you've had more sex than Cordy. Get me?"

Buffy frowned up at him. "I've only had sex once, Xander."

"And that's one more time than Cordelia."

Buffy blinked and looked at him suspiciously.

"What?"

"Trying to see if you're lying to me or not." Buffy peered closer.

"I'm not." Xander said angrily. "Cordy had one rule and that was that pentrative sex was not an option. She was saving that for marriage. And making sure she didnt become a teen mom. Two for one."

"But... but all the... everything else was on the table?" Buffy frowned.

"Yeah. Everything else was allowed. Just no way was Captain Happy allowed into the holy land, alright? She was okay with my fingers and tongue exploring the holiest of Holy but a firm no on Captain Happy." Xander shrugged his shoulders. "Considering I also got finger and tongue privileges upon Captain Happy? I was more than pleased with the arrangement."

"And... and you used your perfect touch on her ontop of... all that?" Buffy asked non plussed.

"Buff, my most, uhm, impactful massage is centered, urh, location specific, uhm, around certain female body part." Xander glanced down meaningfully. "And when I correctly, uhhh, massaged it... I kinda... broke... Cordelia."

Buffy just looked at him for a second and then put her head in her hands, "I'm sorry, let me get this straight... You flicked Cordelia's bean so good she what... damn near died?"

Xander grimaced and slowly nodded his head. "Yeah. Kinda. Her eyes rolled back and she hit a note Mariah Carrey can't sing. She had what looked like a seizure. Then the spasming stopped and she went rigid so hard that the only thing still touching the ground were her heels and the back of her head. Only to then collapse in a rag doll state and it looked like she wasnt breathing." Xander rubbed the back of his neck. "I thought she was fucking dead for a second."

"And then?" Buffy pressed when he didnt say anything else.

"Like a minute later there was a big gasp of air and Cordy flailed about for a bit. Once I helped her sit up she just kinda trembled and whinpered for another minute. It took like ten minutes for her to recover. So i just held her close and waited. Eventually she told me to never do that again."

"Never again?" Buffy asked in surprise.

Xander shrugged. "Too much of a good thing. Apparently."

"She came so hard she never wanted to cum like that again?" Buffy asked in disbelief.

Xander gave a sheepish grin, "There was a mention of going Perfect Touch crazy. Like, she was worried her brain would break if I did it again and the only thing she'd ever want to do is THAT again and again and again. Day in and day out just THAT, twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. Which woukd get in the way of her becoming a big Hollywood star."

Buffy looked amazed. "But the forehead thing you did... that was... I... and she... better version... whoooaaa."

Xander just shrugged again. "So... yeah, Cordy got to experience all my different Perfect Touch techniques. Even then still dumped me. And because Cordy is Cordy and Cordelia is more than a little selfish she never told anyone about what I could do. She kept a tight lid on that to monopolize my skills. She knew I didnt really have anyone to brag too, either. You are the first person outside of her who knows about it."

"Uhm, I'm honored." Buffy said distractedly.

"So without that Cordelia seal of orgasmic approval," Xander chuckled, "and with all the baggage of being Cordelia's Ex... not too many girls willing to line up and date me. Ergo still single."

A distracted Buffy nodded her head as she stared off into the distance.

After a moment of total silence Xander asked, "Whats on your mind, Buff?"