Across the Universe

Mongul, warlord of WarWorld realed back, fatally wounded. A sword piercing him straight thru the abdomen and a dagger embedded in his chest piercing his heart. He looked at the one who had delivered the killing blow. His own child. His own daughter, Mongal.

"Wh-why?" He managed as he began to feel **** approach.

Mongal grabbed the dagger and twisted making her father scream. "Because earth is home to the most beautiful cock in this universe. And you will not take that cock from me with this asinine plan of yours to destroy the Earth to spite Superman. So long as that most exquisite cock exists on Earth then the Earth shall face no harm!"

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The Fatal Furies whispered amongst themselves. Strangely each Fury was smiling and happy. Occasionally they would hold up their hands as if measuring something, each time they would expand the size of what they were measuring and then laugh.

They all stopped when their lookout snapped her fingers. Lashina chopped a hand at her neck and stepped away from the door. Each Fury moved to a different part of their training room and began their usual training.

Less than a minute later Granny Goodness swept into the room and looked around. "Girls?"

It wasnt a question.

The Furies soon assembled in front of Granny Goodness. She gave them all a brief smile. "Girls, girls, girls... I have a mission for you."

"For the glory of Darkseid!" Artemiz raised her bow over her head.

"To hell with Darkseid, this is a mission for us!" Granny growled.

The Furies all startled and stared at Granny Goodness.

"I am sure you all know." Granny closed her eyes and smiled, "You can feel it. That there exist a most perfect cock. The perfect cock." Granny opened her eyes and stared at her troops. "And it will be ours! No matter the cost!"

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Star Sapphire stared at her fellow Violet Lanterns. "You all feel it?"

Her fellow female lanterns nodded back.

Several used their power to project an image. It was a naked man. A naked man unknown to them and yet at the same time they all knew him. They each had visions of this human man and his amazing penis. They each knew this man and his penis was going to be important.

They harnessed the power of love. How could the man with the most amazing penis not be important to their mission to spread the light of love.

"We must find him. We must have him." Star Sapphire declared and started to lead her fellow lanterns on the lobg journey towards Earth.

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"My Queen, please!"

Maxima glared at one of her courtiers. The fool who was daring to try and stop her. The lone male who stood apart from her ladies in waiting, they at least understood what at stake. Not like this pitiful excuse for man.

"The... the realm. The realm needs you here." He gulped when he realized that he was the only man in the room and all the women were unhappy with him. "Almerac needs you."

"Almerac needs a queen who is satisfied." Maxima sneered. "A happy queen means a happy Almerac."

"But-"

"I go to secure the future of Almerac. Once I have obtained the universe's most beloved cock, Almerac can rest easy knowing that my 1st and only priority will be seeing to the siring of heirs." Maxima smiled at the very idea of being bred by the universe's top cock. "Yes. A breeding will be the first thing to happen. I will give Almerac heirs. Mmmm.... Many, many heirs."

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"Maaa-Maaa Iiiii'mma comin' hoooome!" Crush, daughter of Lobo, belted out the lyric as she set coordinates for Earth. Home of the universe's best dick ever.

"Got to get me some!"