A wild wake up call

A massive tremor resonated throughout the house, splashing water out of the bathtub and forcing Wanda Maximoff awake.

"What the?" the sudsy housewife gasped. She had fallen asleep while taking her bath in a friends house. She had hoped to walk up back in her own bed (via TV logic) but instead found herself still in Sam's house as it mysteriously shook. Another tremor rang out making waves in the bathtub. One flew towards Wanda and smacked in in the face.

"ptt ptt," Wanda spit, "What is happening!"

**** for answers, Wanda carefully began to stand up. Her body was covered in bubbles from the bath that obscured her breasts, butt, and vag. After Standing up completely, legs shaking as she tired to maintain her balance in the slippery tub, Wanda peaked out the nearby window to find out what was going on.

There Wanda was shocked to see dozens of men in construction jumpsuits ripping up Sam's front yard. Their were dozens of them standing and rows as they systematically dug up the yard. She watched dumbfounded, unsure of what was going on, until one of the workers looked in her direction forcing Wanda to duck for cover with an embarrassed "eek".

"Oh my god! Oh my god!" She panicked, "They must be here to work on the house, if they come inside I might be discovered! But I don't understand Sam said the decorates wouldn't be here for weeks."

Carefully Wanda peeked her head out the window once again. Upon closer examination it appeared the workers weren't just digging randomly. They were building a large trench between the house and the road. Needing more information, Wanda slowly opened the bathroom window to try and eavesdrop on any helpful conversations.

"It about ready?" the foreman asked.

"As it'll ever be," a worker replied, "this isn't exactly a normal operation boss."

"Yeah I know, but its what the client wants so what can you do," the foreman shrug. He then walked out to the trench and signaled someone down the road outside of Wanda's vision. "Alright Mac bring her in."

A loud beeping echoed through the street. Soon Wanda saw a massive flatbed truck backing up down the street and into the trench!

"What is this?" She wondered. The flatbed was like something Wanda had never seen. It appeared to have some kind of grappling device on its surface. As the truck entered the trench it looked like it was going to crash into the house, but instead it seamlessly slid under. The workers hadn't just dug a trench they had dug under the house! As Wanda pondered what was the point of all this another tremor rocked the bathroom causing Wanda to fell back the bathtub with a splash.

"Ouch my butt," She moaned rubbing her ass. However she had little time to complain as the entire house began shaking violently. Wanda held on tight to the edges of the tub to keep herself steady as water was propelled across the floor.

'An earthquake,' Wanda thought, 'in Jersey!'

The house shook so intensely that Wanda completely lost her sense of direction. When it finally calmed down, Wanda was breathing heavily as she waited for the vertigo to subside. As she did Wanda looked around expected to see everything destroyed and was surprised to see everything the same. The wall art, the waste baskets, even the towel rack were all perfectly fine and unmoved. Looking closely Wanda realized all these items were held down with the same tape she had seen on the first floor. Had someone been expecting this. Suddenly Wanda was assaulted by the feeling of motion. She slipped about in the tub for a bit as the house was vibrating. When she regained composer, the whole house was still vibrating slightly and Wanda was so confused.

She tried to look out the window again but had some trouble with all the movement. After falling down quite a few times Wanda was finally about to peer out the window once again. There she saw the Neighborhood in motion. House after house passed by with whole families coming out to look at Sam's house in awe. Wanda's confusion overpowered her caution so she opened the bathroom window further and stuck her head out. Looking forward she realized the neighborhood wasn't moving; she was! The entire house had been propped up onto that massive flatbed and was now being moved across town. Wanda's shock was so great that she lost her footing and fell down, once again into the tub.

There Wanda thought about the situation. She hadn't pondered the prospects of the rich man who bought Sam's house would be actually living in suburbia. That didn't really happen and it still wasn't. This guy wanted Sam's house but not the location, so he was moving the entire house to where he wanted it. And where was that, Wanda didn't know and she certainly didn't want to find out. She need to get out of here, fast.