A very strange morning and home

The warm glow of sunlight entering through curtains, the songs of birds off in the distance, the brief sounds of soft winds; the perfect morning to wake up to.

"Wait a minute."

Mya's eye shot open. This wasn't how her morning was supposed to go. First off the fact it was Morning was a bad sign, her job was a night shift so why was she still in bed? Second, birds, wind, sunlight? In her MORNINGS? No her morning was supposed to be semi smog covered, cars honking at each other, people shouting, yelling and talking all the time. The only animals to be heard were cats and dogs.

She stat up looking around. This was definitely not her room. For one it was clean and tidy with warm colors rather than the empty drab she had before. All the Furniture was made out of a bright wood, birch maybe, and looked expertly crafted rather than hammered together. Brand new too. A large dresser, closet, cedar chest; it looked like the room from one of those 'make your room work for you instead of you for the room' type of articles. It actually reminded her a bit of how her mother used to try and make their place look like. Waking up in a room that looked pulled straight from a magazine was weird enough but it was the other main feature.

Ramps. Bridges. Walkways. Staircases. All manner of platforms were around the room, placed in key locations that made it so if someone was walking, or even driving, they could get from anywhere in the room, to anywhere else in the room. The problem was whoever designed this didn't make it for humans. The platforms were extremely small, almost like for a cat or maybe for an RC car toy of some kind.

Like some sort of maze puzzle for kids, Mya started to trace where the possible start of this madness was and eventually saw they all focused on the wall that her bed as next to, leading down to her night stand. It was a pretty big nightstand too, about twice as wide length wise compared to other stands. This was probably because of the house diorama on it. It weird, like a carefully crafted mini version of the room she was in now with small attached 'wings'. Like an play-set without the roof covering it, there was a small 'kitchen' and closet, along with what could only be a wash room. Granted the wash room seemed to be closed off from view. Maya couldn't believe this tiny apartment like set up. Just what was this all for?!? And was that.... was that coffee she was smelling? Then she saw it. Movement on the tiny bed.

"What the hell..." Mya muttered as she got off her own bed to kneel down so she could get a better look.

The covers slowly moved up and down showing that something was breathing under them but soon started moving around. Slowly and clumsily more akin to someone getting out of bed than an animal trying to get out from covers. A large ear popped out followed by another. It was followed by messy blond hair and a head that yawned and smacked it's lips.

Gadget yawned and reached for the radio switch and turned it on. Morning pep music from some forgotten name band started playing. She couldn't remember how she got to bed, probably Chip or Dale carried her. After ... gosh she lost track of how long she'd been working, but after such a long time she finally crashed. She DID remember undressing herself at least, threatening the guys with a.... was is a hammer or screwdriver, if they didn't leave. Stretching, her little body was covered by a an undershirt and a pair of boxers. Something easy and comfy to just crash into bed with. She slowly got out of her bed which was really soft this morning. Long hours always made the bed feel better though. Shuffling over to where her personalized coffee machine(Expressor 2032, patent pending) which was designed to start brewing a few minutes before she got up. Motion sensors and prediction models helped but sometimes it DID burn coffee...., and almost burnt the tree down. Only once though, Chip wouldn't let that one go.

"Ah... that's a nice cup..., I should see the guys see if they want one." Gadget said to herself after getting a long sip that filled her body with warmth and sent her mind buzzing. It was nice, helped jump start her mind after the fog from last night.

She turned to start turning around, heading to where her door was but notice it wasn't there. In fact, most her walls seemed to be missing. And there seemed to be a giant Eye glaring down at her.

"Oh..... that's new...." Gadget muttered, taking another sip.

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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Both women stumbled back at the realization, Gadget running behind her bed for shelter while Mya stumbled backwards and tripped landing on her butt. Her reaction to this was quite fiery with words that hurt Gadget's ears to hear to the point she closed them shut.

"Okay what kinda sick joke is this? Someone better the the fuck out here and give me an explanation. I have rights you ass-hats know, you can't just put me in a room with a FUCKING RAT and call it a day, get the HELL OUT OF HERE!!!" Mya started screaming as she got back up and stomped around, shoving any of the platforms in her way down to the floor as she made her way to the bedroom's exit.

"Golly, what a mouth on her..." Gadget thought to herself, "But it seems like she's not the one behind this..., I hope the guys are okay though."

Gadget started to crawl under the bed, hoping to hide better and to see if any of her emergancy gadgets were still there when the human's sounds stopped. Waiting a bit, the mouse poked her head up from her hiding spot.

Mya in mid step, was covered in a blue glow, not moving but her eyes actively moving about glaring. Unsure of what to do, Gadget started to come out from beneath her bed when the blue glow covered her too. It felt a tad cold but other than that it wasn't a horrible feeling. Minus the theft of her freedom of movement suddenly of course.

The Glow slowly started to move the two towards the bed which it **** Mya to sit on, when after it was pleased with Mya's sitting pose carefully placed Gadget on the woman's shoulder. The two were positioned just right so they could glance at each other though it was a tad hard to glace up and down at that angle. The wall mounted tv opposite of the bed turned on and colorful hearts and pastel arrows appeared on screen, with a very cheesy sounding voice reading a clearly prewritten message.

"Congratulations, Gadget Hackwrench' and 'Mariah Lovett!" it began "We here at Cupid's Wishes would like to thank you both, for using our services to find the "one" in your lives! We hope you enjoy your new lives together and enjoy the new amenities of the new home we have graciously gifted to you two!"

Well that explained the house but.... what? Mya recognized the name as the website she was on last night but Gadget...., well she would have cocked her head to the side in confusion if she could.

"As well as the optimized bodies we've given you! Now we're sure you want to go ahead and start your honeymoon and see the sights and sounds of the multi-verse! But to do that, you must first make the marriage official with a dance underneath the sheets!" the voice went on with. Wait optimized bodies? Mya didn't feel any different this morning. Gadget looked down and noticed her more.... well womanly figure. A more pronounced curve to her body and maybe her bust was a bit more noticeable but it wasn't terribly off the mark. The mention of sex was off putting though as how the hell was that to work. Mya wasn't having any problem picturing it and the ghastly idea but Gadget knew what it meant but not the resulting... operation. Medically speaking she knew off sex but it was only from books and research from school and studies rather than practical knowledge.

"Once that is done, you can traverse the multi-verse to your heart's desire! And remember you are now bound in holy matrimony for good and for ill, For life and for ****! So take care of each other, else you both will meet and suffer a quick meeting with the reaper! But enough with the doom and gloom, its a time to think about life! So enjoy your new life together, you cute couple! And if you have any questions, consult your travel manual, it is next to your complimentary wedding gifts from us here at Cupids Wishes!" The cheesy voice finished up, the animated screen popping corks off champagne and showing a small spinning wedding cake before turning off.

The Glow flicked off at the same time letting both women move about. Gadget had to struggle to balance as Mya fought with her emotions at the moment which sent her shoulders shivering as the human shifted from emotion to emotions. She brought her hands up to her face and give a sound that was a mix of a sob and growl.

"A rat... they want me to marry a fucking rat...."

"Mouse actually." came the response.

Mya snapped to glare at the mouse on her shoulder who had taken to drinking her cup of coffee again. During the whole thing she'd kept hold of it with her tail and now she really needed it. Espically with the large woman needing an outlet at this moment.

"I don't get a DAMN about what you are, I'm not gonna marr..."

"Coffee."

"....wait what?"

"You need something in your stomach and some coffee." Gadget explained as she took another sip of her own cup, "You're confused, wound up, and angry. And shouting at someone my size who didn't have anything to do with this whole thing and is just as confused as you won't do you ANY good. So you can waste energy or do something more productive like getting food. Besides, coffee sounds good doesn't it?" the mouse leaned forward and waved her cup in front of Mya's face, right under her nose.

"God that does smell really good...., how the hell does a ra...mouse brew coffee like that..." Mya thought before turning away with a grumble. It took a moment but she spoke again but still didn't look at the mouse, "You're taking this well."

"Well I could just panic and stress out but at first I thought I was in danger like some sort of creepy villain or scientist was holding me but you seem just as weirded out by this as I am so I don't see a reason to get angry with you. Besides not like I can really pose a threat to you." the engineer mouse explained.

That... did make sense. The mouse seemed skilled with the use of human tools, at least enough to know how to make coffee, but size was on her side so what good was it to just yell at a mouse....

*Grumble Grumble Gurgle Grumble Growl....*

".... agh I could use a bite." Mya said, blushing over the noise her stomach made. She probably hadn't eaten in several hours. Usually she'd grab fast food or a microwave meal before or after shift. Maybe free food from whatever workplace she ended a shift at. So Mya was pretty well starved for something and there had to be a kitchen around here some where.

"There you gooooooooooowhoawhoa whoa..." Gadget started before having to fight for balance again as Mya stood up, "Could you warn someone about that next time? I'd rather not go falling."

"....right just.... sorry. I'll be more careful" Mya muttered. She wasn't used to having a passenger like this.

"It's alright just walk slow. Nothing seems on fire or in danger here so probably best to just take it slow, get our bearings and just put our heads together after we get settled." came the response.

"You seem used to this." Mya drily answered.

"I'm used to weird and **** instances. This one is pretty weird but nothing terribly out there. Oh!" Gadget moved her cup back to her tail and held out a hand, "The TV said it but I should do it myself, manners are important when working together. My name's Gadget."

Mya arched an eyebrow and slowly brought up the arm Gadget wasn't balancing on to shake..., only to realize the problem. Instead she just offered her pinky which Gadget quickly shook. "Riiiiiight, my name's Mya."

"Alright, let's see if we can find a kitchen then. I'll see about getting you a nice cup of brew. You'll have to cook though." Gadget said with a smile.

"I'll hold you to it if you can." Mya came back as she opened the door to the rest of the house.