A secretary for adult location

In the middle of many underpaid, boring, and scammy job ads, you spot one that seems to hood to be true:

• Looking for secretary at a private Dungeon
• looking for secretary. Normal secretary duties, but must be comfortable with sex and kink open environment. Will be required to wear ‘kinky’ uniform. If interested, please send the following.

It went on to list usual resume items to send in, along with answers to your kink experience, selfie, and how much you would like sexual activities to be involved in your work.

Could this post actually be real? You’d love to be able to dress as hot as you could at work, and this would require it! And while you weren’t looking for anything actually sexy, and certainly not kinky, you couldn’t saw it wasn’t hot to think about. While growing up on the internet had taught you a lot about fetishes, you were a virgin and had only experienced what you could do to yourself.

You quickly fill everything out, being honest about your virginity but also your eagerness to try, and open to as much sexual activity as allowed. You also send to selfies, one of you dressed androgynous, and one of you in an Amazon ordered maid outfit, blonde wig and makeup.

Only after you submit it all, does it dawn on you what you just signed up for. Maybe you should ignore the email you quickly get back.