A new Lois Lane

As Superwoman woke up in the morning, she left the bedroom and entered her kitchen, still naked. Raiding her fridge, in a blur, high protein eggs and bacon were cooking and the coffee machine was brewing. Breakfast now finished, Lois scarfed down the meal with such velocity that any normal human would die from lack of oxygen. Cleaning her plate, Superwoman moved in a blur and soon, the kitchen was spotless.

Lois then entered her bathroom and brushed her teeth ensuring that her winning smile would be as bright as ever. Then, she quickly showered, making sure to use all of Lois' soaps. She scrubbed her long, black hair and soon started to massage her body. She used Lois' loofah and scrubbed her soft skin, making sure every crevice was clean. Soon, she stepped out of the shower and grabbed Lois' towel to dry herself off.

Now, stepping in front of the mirror, Lois stared at her reflection, before getting to work on her hair which soon reached a shine that would make people all over the globe envious.

Hair styled to perfection, Lois smiled and quickly exited the bathroom, and approached her makeup stand. With expert hands, Lois swiftly but carefully applied the perfect amount of makeup and soon her face seemed to somehow shine even more than it did already.

Lois now walked to the laundry room where she pulled out her now-clean costume. Lois pulled on her black leotard and deposited the rest of her costume, as well as her lasso into a black leather purse. Lois now turned back and reentered her bedroom, opened the closet and grabbed a red suit jacket, black skirt, and matching black heels. She pulled on the skirt and put on the suit jacket and heels. She then walked over to her jewelry stand and put in pearl earrings. Lois once more looked at her reflection and smiled, red lips glowing and white teeth shining, Lois Lane was ready to seize the day.