A fight with Harley Quinn goes poorly

He shouldn't have been going out. Not like this, not so compromised. But when Harley Quinn is sighted near to Gotham Pier shortly after escaping her cell at Arkham, and Batgirl was busy with college, well... the mission always comes first. That was his policy. And it was the policy he was about to get knocked out for. It was the policy which was about to end his career as the caped crusader in the worst possible way.

"Quinzel." he said, gliding down from a nearby shipping container. Harley jumped, and turned around to see him.

"B-Man?!" she yelped. "Ah, fooey. Aren't ya supposed to give us a few days' headstart after an escape? I wanna talk with the GM!"

"You're going back to Arkham." he said in his deep, rugged voice as he began walking towards her, cape swaying behind him.

"Like hell!" she retorted.

Harley charged at him, calling out a battle cry, with her baseball bat swung high over her shoulder. Batman effortlessly sidestepped her swing when she got close enough to attempt one, and knocked the bat from her hand, sending it skidding across the docks. In an instant, his hand flashed out, striking her in the neck with his palm before grabbing her by the collar and tossing her into a nearby shipping container.

"Eep!" she called out as she flew and made heavy contact with a loud metallic bang. "Oww....."

Slowly she rose up to her feet again, clearly hurt. "How come I never get to do that to you?" she asked with a pout.

The question sent a sudden involuntary thump of blood through Batman's penis, as against his will he began to picture her dainty body lifting up his bulkily muscled frame and tossing across the docks. He shook his head to clear the thought, but the moment of distraction was a moment too long - he looked up again to see Harley Quinn in front of him, leg raised into the air, only for a brief instant.

"Gonna teach you some manners!” she declared, before she landing a big, crunching high kick to the side of his head. Her foot connected with a crack, and then everything went black. It was lights out for Batman as his eyes rolled up in his head and he slumped down to the ground, still, his cape swooshing before settling down spread out over his back.

Harley was just as surprised as he had been, as she slowly brought her leg down from the air and cautiously touched down onto the dock with her toes, standing over him.

“Uhh.... Mr. B? You get tired or something?” she asked, poking his head with a toe and nudging it to the side. “I didn’t just.... knock you out, did I?”

There was no response.

Glee suddenly filled Harley Quinn's body up to the brim, and the next moment she was jumping around with excitement, pumping her arms through the air and kicking her legs.

“Wow! Harley Quinn defeats the Batman!” she exclaimed. “I really win! If only Mistah J. was still alive to see this…"

She landed, suddenly melancholic as she remembered her dear pudding. A glance down as the caped crusader was enough to bring a small smirk back to her face, though.

"Ohhh, you're gonna regret coming after me tonight, Bats..." she grinned. "I've gotta get you someplace nobody will find us..." she said, before hefting him up by the boots with a "hup!" and beginning to drag his body towards one of her secret warehouses...