A Good Place Fuck-tacular (starring Eleanor Shellstrop)

I am The Watcher. I observe all porn scenarios throughout the multiverse and tell you only some. The story I offer is from a universe that differs in one way from that of the Eleanor Shellstrop you know; the demons weren’t asexual. I mean they are demons after all. This Michael’s same basic fake Good Place experiment was tried and repeatedly failed, but in this world there was an added focus on sexual humiliation. The Michael in this world was much less stressed than yours, for obvious reasons, but also because Shawn and co didn’t care how many iterations he ran as long as they got their entertainment.

Unfortunately for the demons, Chidi and Tahani were tough to get into many sexual situations, since they both felt like they belonged in the good place. Unfortunately for some of you, I am only attracted to women so Jason’s exploits are going mostly unreported. As for Eleanor, well you know that Eleanor is a **** slut, and I know that holds true across every timeline and universe in which she exists. Some aspects of a person are so central that they cannot be removed by any circumstance or culture (although they certainly can be highlighted, like Eleanor’s easiness was here).

She may be an irrevocable slut, but she is not a dumb one. Eleanor still solved the twist over and over, and given her circumstances in this multiverse, these solutions usually came (no pun intended) in the midst of sexual scenarios. I want to show you some of my favorite of those realizations.

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Attempt 1:

The first attempt was the most simple. It played out very similarly to the one in your universe, but this time when Eleanor eventually admitted that she wasn’t the right Eleanor, Michael started blackmailing her for sexual favors. She went along with it of course. Michael kept things pretty tame and private, but he still had to send all the secret tapes to Shawn. Shawn was jealous and unsatisfied and demanded inclusion in their little arrangement.

When Eleanor showed up the next day, she was shocked to see another person. Michael explained that his boss had found out what was going on and Eleanor would have to “pay” for his silence as well. She immediately fell to her knees and outwardly put on her submissive act, but in her head alarm bells were ringing.

Jostled about between two “angels”, she couldn’t think enough to figure out what was wrong. It was when they both finished on her chest that the insanity of the situation hit her. These were supposed to be the good guys, and not only were they both blackmailing her for sex, but they just fell into double teaming her like that was most natural thing in the world. One bad apple, ok. But a bad apple with a bad apple boss? That fucked girls together? This had to be the Bad Place.

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Attempt 1046:

This one might have been Michael’s most clever plan, dastardly, but clever. After a month of normal Good Place activity, he had Janet start secretly removing the protein from Eleanor’s food. When Eleanor complained about feeling weaker, he explained that there was a Coco system in place where you faded away when people on Earth forgot about you. He suggested that they try sneaking videos of Eleanor online to make people think about her. At first, they “tried” (Michael didn’t post any of this boring stuff) different prank videos, dancing videos, etc. They didn’t “work”, but Michael said that there was a video in which Eleanor showed a bit of cleavage and it was the only one with any engagement. Michael left the details out for Eleanor, sex sells and she didn’t have much time, and let her put the pieces together.

They started making porn together. And Michael really posted it this time, and let Eleanor see the engagement (he manipulated those figures sometimes) and read all the comments. They started with pretty vanilla stuff, but Michael kept advising her that she needed to make more videos and make those more **** to ensure that she built a brand and left a lasting impact.

So Eleanor spent a couple hours every week filming gangbangs, bukkakes, parody videos, and whatever else she or Michael could think of to grow her audience. But this was all done in secret. As far as she knew, no one else in the Good Place was aware of this debauchery.

That’s where Michael overplayed his hand. He wanted to crank up the humiliation, so he released a porn magazine of Eleanor at one of Tahani’s parties.

When Eleanor saw it and noticed that it included pictures that had never been put out online, the jig was up. She knew that she was in the Bad Place.

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Attempt 2567:

This attempt was notable for being the shortest attempt. Michael thought that immediately throwing Eleanor into the proverbial fire might disorient her and lead to success. I think he was just getting lazy. Eleanor accepted the idea of introductory gangbang while the suited guy explained stuff to her, but when the first participant went straight for her asshole, she decided this must be the Bad Place

(credit to @GriserieF)

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Attempt 4398:

Invented tradition was the name of the game on this one. Michael said that each week one male and one female were selected to provide oral satisfaction for anyone that wanted it. The first week it was going to be Jason and Eleanor. They both accepted of course and the week went on as planned. Eleanor had never minded sucking dick and found she didn’t mind eating out ladies either. Besides, this was the Good Place and everyone was pretty hot. Over the course of the week, she got off 5 or 6 people a day. By the last day of the week at the big party, she didn’t even bother cleaning the cum off her face for the last hour. After all, everyone was there and people were bound to want to get one last blowie before the switch. It wasn’t like it was something they hadn’t seen before.

But when Michael announced Tahani and Chidi as the next oral offerers, they both tried to refuse. This made it click with Eleanor how weird this system was. Then Michael tried to pressure them into accepting, and it all came together.

This couldn’t be the Good Place. Only in the Bad Place would they not take no for an answer.

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Attempt 5801:

This one was so simple it was almost elegant. Michael laid out the person that Eleanor had been mistaken for as a super submissive, deviant Playboy Bunny. From there, Eleanor was left to hoist herself with her own petard. She chose to wear the outfit all the time and seduced Chidi, Tahani, and Jason all at different times. She was always dropping stuff and sexily picking it up and other silly stuff like that. Michael propositioned her for sex a few times, but he kept to the background in this one. He wanted to let Eleanor humiliate herself this time.

Unfortunately for Michael, the rest of the demons did not stick to the plan. They figured out that Eleanor was committed enough to playing the character to have sex with them almost every time they asked.

Eleanor had just started jerking off 2 guys in an alley when it occurred to her.

There was no way the Good Place would be full of people (that weren’t even her friends) that would constantly want sex from her. And they always wanted rough sex too and called her a slut. That was Bad Place behavior.

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Attempt 6523:

Jason was a big part of this one. Michael told him that it was his job to sneak into Eleanor’s room every night and cum on her while she slept. Michael had a whole explanation ready for why Jason needed to do this, but Jason just said “Ok, homie.” and left the office. As for Eleanor, she’d been prepped in classic fashion. “Oh people that don’t belong here usually wake up every morning with jizz on them. Shouldn’t be an issue but keep an eye out”. She was never going to say anything after that.

There was always the risk of her waking up while Jason was in the room, but Michael tasked Janet with monitoring Eleanor and sending Jason when she was in her deepest sleep. This had the unintended consequence of Janet seeing Jason jerk off a lot and getting very intrigued. It inevitably lead to Janet acting as a fluffer and getting Jason ready to pop for Eleanor. The time that ruined it was several months in when Janet and Jason got really bold. They had sex in bed next to Eleanor, and Jason rolled over and straddled her face and came. But this time, she woke up to catch him red handed, or red dicked rather.

Jason tried to run away but Eleanor sat up and yelled his name, ordering him to stop. He revealed that Michael had told him to do it. She realized they had both been set up and this must be the Bad Place.

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Attempt 10000:

Things got really weird on this one. Instead of doing the raining shrimp, Michael invented an invading goblin army that would only be satisfied by sex. He said that the raid was caused by someone being in the Good Place by mistake and then asked for the 5 most virtuous women in the Good Place to volunteer as tribute. Obviously, Eleanor volunteered so as to put herself above suspicion (Tahani sat this one out again which was pretty frustrating for Michael because he really thought this one would get her involved).

Eleanor actually went through with fucking a pair of goblins. But then they both got hard again immediately, and one of them said that she “needed some sunscreen because she’d be out in the sun for a long time today” and just came on her instantaneously. No way would the actual Good Place only send 5 people to deal with this much labor. Monsters with no refractory period and the ability to cum on command being doled out 2 to a girl; no way. That’s a Bad Place ratio.

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Attempt 10074:

Michael had been pretty depressed for the last few attempts and had taken to watching a lot of sitcoms alone in his office. This iteration wasn’t even trying to be successful as a fake Good Place. He had the demons wear the skin suits of a bunch of actors and actresses. He brought Eleanor in and explained that it was an honor to have them all here after the tragic accident at the Emmys. This Actors’ Good Place was full with stars including “one from a different detective show”. Eleanor had never heard of this actress she was swapped with, but she was willing to play a role. She got put in a house with that girl that always looked mad but hot, the chick from the Office, and the nerdy cop lady from one of those shows.

The set-up to get to sex was a bit of a stretch, but it worked for a while at least. They acted like all the stars make secret porn parodies of their own shows and sell those for charities. And Michael said they were doing a Sex Aid porn event for a normal person Good Place that had a measles outbreak. Anyway, Michael, Eleanor and her housemates were paired up to make a video.

It’s almost sweet that after all that time he still found Eleanor hot enough to share his load with his sitcom crushes (or at least lady demons that currently looked like them).

That’s actually what tipped her off this time. Eleanor had gone along with it pretty happily this time because she’s bi and her housemates are hot. But Michael had been talking about how excited he was about getting to fuck “all of her favorites”. Honestly, she was pretty sure right when he said that that this was the Bad Place or maybe just Michael’s Good Place, but she didn’t mention it because she wanted to fuck these girls almost as much as Michael did. When Michael plastered all of them.but gave her the biggest load of all, her suspicions were confirmed. She revealed her realization as always, but this time she would have been cool with maintaining the status quo. Either Michael didn’t realize this or just knew the lady demons wouldn’t keep playing along since she wasn’t humiliated by the situation, but he ended the attempt as always.

This was the last hoorah for Michael as the deviant. After that “attempt”, he flipped to trying to be good and all that nonsense.

For more Good Place, I wrote this a while back https://chyoa.com/chapter/Vicky-%28The-Good-Place%29.1154331