"Victory in the air."

The basketball thumps across the court.

Jo’s racing towards her goal. Tonight’s rematch against the Paxton Pirates is a big game, and the Upknott Unicorns can’t afford to lose it. Die-hard sports fans from both schools have turned out to pack the bleachers. She can’t wait to rub defeat in the faces of those smug Paxton bitches.

She feints right and dodges left, effortlessly outflanking the Paxton defenders, who are left fumbling in her wake as she bolts towards the far end of the court. The hoop, her target, seems like it’s a thousand miles wide. She can already smell victory in the air.

She takes one more step. Prepares to shoot.

It’s at that precise moment that Jo, and the other four girls on the Upknott girls’ basketball team, discover that the frat boys of Gamma Omega Mu snuck into their locker rooms before the game while they were showering and carefully coated the insides of their sports bras and panties with tickle-prickle powder.

“EEEEEEEEEEK!”