"Meg reigns supreme!"

“That’s right, loser! How does it feel? You’ll never get **** on beautiful genius Meg!”

Kitty is down on her knees, kissing Meg’s feet, as the rest of the pledges do jumping jacks on the lawn and continue to chant about how good Meg is. The whole campus laughs as Meg preens, loving the attention. She feels like the queen of the world.

“That’s right, everyone,” she says, loudly, commanding the attention of every single person in the Old Quad. Dozens of cameras are pointing her way, recording her moment of triumph. “Meg reigns supreme!”

And all her clothes vanish in a puff of smoke, leaving her stark naked.

Meg is so used to getting her way by now that defeat leaves her totally unprepared. For a long moment all she can do is stand there, blinking, confused, as a hush falls over the crowd.

Then she throws her hands over her nubile body and squeals at the top of her lungs as the whole campus bursts into applause.

“Actually,” says Kitty, standing up and brushing the mud off her knees, “I already signed you up as a pledge last night. Er… I think. We were just waiting for the right moment to tell you.”

“No no no no no no NOOOO! SITRI!”

“Meg! What happened?”

“I’m NAKED! HOW? WHY? MAKE IT STOP!”

“Meg, I’ll save you,” you say, anxiously, and furrow your brow. “Oh, no! Ancient… powerful magic… greater even than mine… I can’t stop it, Meg! You have to do as she says!”

“But… but… but… noooooooooo!”

“That’s right, everyone,” Tiffany barks into her microphone. “We were totally pranking Meg the whole time. She’s this year’s Omega Pledge, and she has to suffer the most humiliating hazing of all! Get on your knees, Omega Pledge!”

“Ahhhh!” Meg falls to her knees in front of Kitty, who, though still naked in public, now has a gigantic grin on her face. The blonde extends one foot.

“Hey, best friend,” she says. “Pucker up.”