"Worst demon boyfriend ever!"

It’s the end of the day.

The Peach Pit is full of squeals and whimpers, which is how the regulars like it. Turns out Tiffany is a regular there. She’s volunteered the fourteen naked pledges to serve as barmaids and entertainment for all the tough lesbian biker regulars, who are having the time of their lives.

“Come on, guys! Not again!”

Ki’s bent over the bar getting spanked. Beth and Cass are having a competition to see who’s the quickest to jiggle ten wooden clothespins off her tits by jumping up and down. Parvati and Fiona have bent Alice over a table and are spit-roasting her with strap-ons. The five basketball girls are carrying drinks, getting their asses pinched and polishing the floor with their tongues. Lily is explaining queer Norwegian cinema to Gretchen while The Viper fingers her pussy. Just another regular day down at the Pit.

“Listen,” you say, into Meg’s ear. “You just have to put up with it for now while I work out what’s going on.”

“But it’s not funny!” moans Meg. She’s tied to a St. Andrew’s cross, spread-eagled naked for the whole bar to see. Kitty, as Alpha Pledge, is in charge of her punishment, and has been pinching and tickling her from behind all evening long. “This is supposed to be my power fantasy, not hers! Sitri! You’re the worst demon boyfriend ever!”

“Well, I’m not God. It’s not like I’m actually omnipotent. There are more powerful entities in the universe than me for sure. Look, it shouldn’t take more than a week or so for me to work out how to stop this.”

“A WEEK? EEK!” Kitty’s just pressed two damp icecubes to her nipples and is twirling them around. Tiffany, still clutching the camera, shoots her a thumbs-up. “But… but… Sitri!”

“Yes, Meg?”

“They’re going to totally publicly humiliate me in front of the whole campus! NAKED! I’ll never live it down!”

“Yeah, that’s what Hell Week means.” You shrug, and kiss her on the forehead. “Nothing I can do. See you in a week, angel.”

“Wait! Sitri, come back here! No, no, I… stupid demon boyfriend! Aaah!”