"If I may"

Alfred clears his throat as he gently places The Batman on a nearby chair, which causes him to grunt and hiss in pain as he tries his best to control his breathing so both Kellys don't worry, or rather so one doesn't worry while the other just stares at them like a Black woman who's just caught her man cheating with his pants down and is just waiting for his excuse!

Alfred lets out a long sigh, almost like he was taking out a cigarette from his mouth. "There is no excuse we can give, as you have really caught us in a pickle, so yes, young Master Wayne is in fact Batman, and we hope you're willing to keep this a secret." Once finished talking, Alfred casually walked over towards both Kellys and stook out his hand for a firm handshake.

The Black Kelly shook Alfred's hand as hard as she possibly could, but Alfred did not move a single bit as she tried to make his hand go all over the place. "Look, freaks! I don't know about any of this weird crap you two have going on, but leave us out of it!" The Black Kelly said her piece and tried to walk away only to vanish into pure black light as normal Kelly looked like a kid having a tantrum from how red her face was.

Just as Kelly wobbled, Alfred took a step towards her, but The Batman rushed on over towards the girl and held her in his arms as he began panting even more from the quick launch he just did and also because he reopened his wounds, causing some of his blood to start spilling out while also becoming very painful very quickly to The Batman.

"Are... are you o... okay?" Was all The Batman managed to say before he stumbled and fell on the floor, passing out as Kelly and Alfred rushed over towards their master and helped him up to his room, after Alfred showed the girl how to properly tend to their master in this manner, as having someone around was more than a little helpful compared to him just doing it himself.

Once The Batman was put to rest, he made sure to sit up and hug Kelly like a giant teddy bear as he cried out for someone. The name was so quiet it was impossible to hear, but knowing his past, they both thought it might have been his mother he was calling for, but never in their wildest dreams would they think he was in fact calling out to his favorite girl of the night, Selina, as all Batmen favor their... kitties.

While Alfred and Kelly watch over their master and make sure that he is okay for the remainder of the night, the two begin talking to one another, and they begin to become something close to what we'd call friends. I say something like friends, since Alfred is a lot older than Kelly, and Kelly has no damn clue how to interact with men that doesn't lead to them wanting to fuck her, so their relationship is very much all over the damn place.

For now, however, they seemed to be in each other's good books, even if it wasn't that hard for Alfred since he treated anyone friendly with Bruce Wayne as if they were his own children or masters, as that was the way of the butler.

The next couple of weeks were a little hectic around Wayne Maynor, as the discovery of both Kelly and Bruce's secret has changed many things, the most obvious being that Kelly now had to also clean up the Batcave, but that wasn't it, as since Kelly could be multiple workers at the same time, she has since been promoted... or demoted to also being a nurse, gardener, cook, mechanic, trainer, chauffeur, and lifeguard.

If anything else was needed, she'd be able to create one for the job since the first Kelly was Alfred's protégé and was to learn everything she possibly could from Alfred and lessen his work while at the same time look fucking amazing while doing so, as The Batman hoped when he could finally touch and even fuck her that she'd accept doing so in all her different clothes.

But that wouldn't happen for quite some time, so Bruce had to accept just watching the different versions of Kelly work in their different outfits. Also, an interesting fact about the girls had to have been the fact that she had a coiled dragon birthmark that seemed to change places between the different copies of herself, and after figuring this out along with their different personalities, it made it kind of hard to call her (job) Kelly.

So now every different version of Kelly had some form of name that began with either a C or a K in their name, which everyone seemed to be the happiest with except, of course, from Bruce, since it seemed his pheromone trick didn't really work that well since each Kelly was different enough that it seemed like he'd have to go after them all one by one until he was done.

But none of that really mattered to The Batman, as he was having difficulty with not being able to either fight or FUCK for the entire time it took things to blow over, as Alfred made it very clear he didn't want him to leave till his body finally recovered from his battle with the Joker... which, to be fair, he did pass out from, but it was still annoying since The Batman didn't have anything to help him relieve the frustration from having to pretend to be someone else all the DAMN TIME!

Thankfully it seemed that Bruce was almost healed and that he'd be able to finally leave and relieve himself, and just as he was about to go mad, Bruce saw, or rather heard, that one of the Kellys seemed to be having fun with herself and even called out his name every so often. "Soon, soon..." Bruce thought to himself as he smiled before quietly leaving the area and making his way towards his office, as Secretary Kim was there and ready for all his office needs.