what do you mean I have to feed them AND house them?!

{Flashback 1 hour}

"Easy tiger, we dont want any trouble now." Shinji speaks to you in a calming tone. "We just want to talk, and seeing that you've awakend THAT, you might have a few questions your self." You glare at her. "my patience is at its limit, and I dont like people keeping secrets from me."

A rather large man with a calm face steps infront of you. "Please, be calm. We mean you no harm, we only want your help." You cock your eyebrow at this. "My help?" He nods. "Yes, (He gives you a quick overview of their story.) So as you can see we need your assistance to return." You are realy confused now.

"Um..Hachi-san, why would you want to go back to the Siereitei? It seems that they would only put you either under the knife or execute you." Shinji chuckles. "Not necessaraly Johnny-kun, If we pledge ourselfs as your vassels AND you take one or more of us as wifes the central 46 couldnt touch us!"

After sheathing your zanpakutos you begin to rub your temples. "why would I take ANY of you as wives?!" Your terse tone seems to piss off the petite Hiyori. "What the fuck is wrong with us you asshole?!" You glare at her from under the brim of your hat. "Besides the fact that your little 'gift' almost RUINED THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPEND TO ME?! nothing."

The vizards seem ashamed at their actions. "Look John-san, we didnt want to screw with your relationship like that, if we knew what the real story was we wouldnt have sent you that. But we had to get you this!" Shinji shouts in desperation as she thrusts a small plain looking urn into your hands

"Urahara wanted a weapon to fight Aizen-teme, and if he found that he could have had you controled from the start." You look down at the urn. "I cant make any promises, but I'll talk to grandpa for you. So come with me."

{Present time}

"Hmm...I shall have my Fuko-Taicho edit this report, but we will revealing this at tomorrow's Taicho meeting." Yamamoto looks to the assembled vizards. "You all will be under a probationary watch under the taicho of eighth division." You'r head snaps toward him. "WHAT?!"

"Your positions will be fourth seat and down. I will let you all decide whom is who." He grins playfully at you. "Look at it like this Johnny-boy, your division will have some COMPITANT help now."

Grumbleing about sneaky old perves you walk into your house, momentaraly forgeting your new...outfit. Kukaku is the first to notice you. "HEy!! Who the fuck do you think...Johnny-kun?!" Nanao is momentaraly broken out of her funk by your new duds. "AH T-TAICHO!! T-THAT IS NOT REGULATION WEAR!!"

realiseing that she just exploaded at you she couers in her seat fearing the worst. When you only sigh she peaks out at you from behind your arms. "T-taicho?" You give her a small smile as you take your hat and jacket off. "Long day Nanao-san."

Useing her name instead of her title gives her crumbleing confidence a booster shot. Your mood lightens when you spy hope shining in her puffy dark eyes. Looking over the group tears at your heart and soul. The girls are giveing you looks rangeing from fear to regret and finally hopelessness. The worst is when you spy Yoruichi's condition.

She's a mess. her hair is willd and frizzy, her eyes have the look that she only stoped crying just a few minutes ago. The way she's seated makes her look so small and frail. Soi-fon only looks margenally better. "S-so...how'd your trip go?" Haineko asks with a quivering whisper. "Are..are we..still ok Johnny-kun?" An uncharacteristic nervous whisper escapes from Chimpette.

"Girls....I...