upscale shopping district

You head to the upscale shopping district. It's your first time there as there are few stores that associate professors can afford there. You wander around to chose your next target. You see a very attractive woman in her early forties stroll by talking on her cell phone. You sidle up and have her stop and speak loudly.

"Yes, tonight is Miranda's sweet sixteen. John is furious that we've spent nearly fifteen thousand dollars so far, but this is Randi's one and only sweet sixteen! I nearly had to strangle John into letting me buy her that BMW convertible, but he relented if I said it was OK for him and his buddies to go on a two week golfing tour of the British Isles....what...oh I'm going to get my hair done for the party tonight. Got to look my best. Between you and me, Randi's male friends think I'm a MILF...what...oh you know MILF: mother I've love to fuck!"

You smile and have her go about her business again. This time you follow her into a swank salon. You have the woman say you're with here, but to not pay much attention to you. There are two stylists. One is already with a customer. The other walks up to the woman you're following. "Jennifer, darling!" he says. He's tall and thin wearing metallic jeans and a white tank top. His hair is spiky blonde and he's wearing eye liner. He gives Jennifer two air kisses and turns to you. "Who's that?" he says looking down his nose at you.

A quick thought from you and Jennifer says, "Oh, that's my nephew from Baltimore. He's my personal chauffer today." The man sits Jennifer in the shampoo chair, and the puts a smock around her and washes her hair. When they are finished, she follows him to his styling chair. "What will it be, precious?" he asks.

A quick bump from you, and Jennifer says, "I want to be outlandish! Give me a mohawk and dye it purple! I won't take 'no' for an answer!"

"But Jennifer, darling, you must be kidding!"

Jennifer grew angry: "Renaldo, you wimpy rag doll, do what I say, or lose my business, and I'll tell my friends to go elsewhere. I'm paying you top dollar now chop chop! Literally! Oh, and shave my eyebrows off completely!"

"Well, OK, but don't get all pissy!" says Renaldo as he reaches for the shears.

After a while Jennifer has a purple mohawk. You have her take some photos of herself with her camera phone and send the photos to all of her friends. She pays, and you two leave.

Jennifer struts around like she's the sexiest thing since Helen of Troy even though everyone is gawking at her like she's a freak.