to an evil lizard

You give birth ...

it's quite an ordeal!

You never thought it could be so painful!

Then you look at it and realize that your baby is 100% lizard,

with sharp teeth and evil eyes.

It suddenly leaps onto your leg and sinks its teeth into it.

Blood is pouring out - it has bitten you deep & hard.

You are **** to fight it off - it is biting your leg off and inflicting untold pain.

You see a rock on the ground nearby,

you pick it up and ...

SPLAT!

Oh no, I have killed my baby!

Maybe if I continue my quest to become a good ninja,

one day, I might have a good baby ... I wonder ...