the downlow on her

I wish no one could lie to me, and I wish that if I asked someone a question, I'd get a direct answer.

"So you just have sex with your husband?"

"No, I did not," says the woman.

"Someone else's husband?"

"Yes. Um... now if you'll excuse me, piss off, loser!"

I wish this woman had to obey me.

"Stop where you are."

The woman stopped.

"Don't move until I tell you you can."

"What's going on?" the woman asked. She was scared.

"'Piss off,' eh?"

I wish anytime this woman had sex, her partner would piss on her face or the back of her head when he was finished. I wish she would never say anything about it before sex, and I wish she hated being pissed on, but her partner thinks it's hilarious.

"What do you want?" she asked you after you stood silently making your wishes.

I wish that instead of coming from having sex with her lover, she was on her way to having sex with her lover.

The woman suddenly looked less disheveled. She looked perfectly made up like she just left the house.

"You may leave."

"Thanks, asshole!"