the call

A couple hours after publishing his cry for help in the iPenis testimonials board, John received a phone call.

"Hi John, I cannot say my name but I worked in the development of iPenis. It was a project destined to help doctors in hospitals to treat some conditions related to penises: micropenis, ED, etc... However, the board of the company thought that it would be a highly profitable business to launch to the general public. Some of us within the company are against it because it's unethical, well, and also because we are sure that all the guys in the world end up either dickless or with grotesquely gigantic penises" - said a male voice.

"However, I can help. Your problem has a very easy solution:

1. open your gaagle app in your phone
2. go to settings
3. go to privacy settings
4. disable "allow genital modifications by fishy and illegal apps". For some reason this is enabled by default.

With all this you will return to your default settings and the app won't affect you "

John was trying this as the guy spoke. "It works" said John.

"Thank you my friend, You are an angel. I will sure to inform all the males i know this"