the X-Men

Since I'm a mutant, I figure, why not go with a whole team of mutants. Plus, I hear they actually have a 'mutant gym' or something where they train.

I sit down at the computer and google "X-Men" and frown.

"OK, I have this page that says they're in a place called Bayville, this one that says they're in San Francisco, and another one that says they have no base of operations ... what the hell?!" I cry in frustration. "I guess the big problem with being outlaw heroes is that you can't tell anyone where you are. Well, let me sleep on it, and I'll figure out where to go in the morning."

That night, I have a weird dream ...