sissy to get dommed on OnlyFans.

Know what? This guy probably deserves the friends he has. Fuck, you remember having to sneak girls into some club back doors who did not look older than 18 at all. Let's play a little trick on this bitch.

"I think you should try to get back to that Degrassi look. The girls really went crazy for you back then, right? The young ones I mean."

Drake's eyes glaze over as he remembers his time on the show. Back when he was just a fresh-faced kid.

"You know what big man? You're right. I've been trying too hard to become the hard-ass nigger (you wince) I am today." Did this cocktail sipping, BBL booty shaking man really think of himself as hard the whole time? You shudder.

"I'm gonna throw as much money as needed at the docs to bring back my youth. And then people will stop, "hicks", stop giving me these weird looks when I hang with one of my PLATONIC female acquaintances who may or may not be younger than me."

"Okay man, you just do that. I'm gutta here."

Leaving Drake to ponder how to go about becoming young again, you hail a cab home.