power!

You feel a rush of power as you walk outside into the lanscaped quad that is in the middle of the four biggest buildings on campus. It's between classes, and lots of people are walking between the buildings. You remember a cell phone commercial where people order others around. You see a tall blonde heading your way. She's wearing a short denim skirt and thight t-shirt that exposes her midriff. You step in front of her.

"Go over on the grass, get on your hands and feet, stick you ass up in the air, and bark like a dog for two minutes."

The girl tells you to fuck off but walks onto the grass, puts her purse and book bag down, gets on her hands and feet, sticks her ass up in the air and starts barking like a dog. People start to gather and her skirt starts to slide up towards her waist giving a view of her bright red panties. You head on.

You walk up to a girl with very thick, long dark brown hair and tell her to go to the nearest men's room, stick her head down into the toilet so that as much of her hair as possible is in it and give herself a swirlie. She looks at you like you're an asshole and walks towards the nearest building.

You see a couple chatting about how much they will miss each other until they see each other several hours later. You walk up to them. "Go into the student union and fuck naked on a couch. Fucking in front of others turns you on."

The guy shoves you and tells you to go fuck yourself, but he and the girl take each other's hands and walk towards the student union.

You're now pretty horny again, so you head to somewhere where you know there will be lots of women.