of course, she is relentless

Well, as giving him a tiny little nub did not work, she tried the opposite.

Again, when we were working in the garden, she called us and changed his stats to 25" flaccid.

"wow, this is huge. How I am gonna fit this thing in my clothes?" he said laughing.

It was really long and it almost reached the floor. Then, he started shaking it and doing the helicopter. He was loving it as well. Then, he started peeing and said, look i have a hose attached. Well, that was true, it looked exactly like a hose.

On saturday, he told us that he had shown the guys. They were impressed that, as my wife did not change the erect statistics, it retracted that much when erect. This time, it was Paul, who wanted to check it in more detail. "Well, he did not suck it as well as Tom but it was ok. This was his first time, unlike Tom"- he explained with a wink.

Again, my wife was angry. She was going to punish him at all costs.