mom is crazy

"Mom, that's insane" - said Jason calmly. He know it was easier to negotiate with his mom this way. The rest of the people, including me, said the same.

"He will do as I command. If someone else said anything about this, I will castrate all the men here forever"- she threatened. Of course, the rest of us got quiet.

Jason was trying to stay calm but he was on the verge of a panic attack.

"Mom, please" tried Jason.

"Ok, each time you say something about this I will add a year of refractary time. It will be 5 years now".

So my wife set the refractary time to 5 years and pressed enter. A warning message appeared, but she just pressed ok. Who reads those warnings, anyway? It was probably about the cookies thingy.

However, she read the following message "The subject Jason Smith has exceeded the maximum refractary time. The new permanent status is: unable to cum". My wife gasped. That's not what she wanted. Our son would not experience an orgasm ever again.

We tried contacting the customer desk but they told us that the warning she did not read was very clear "The refractory time cannot be set higher than 4 years. If you press ok, the status will be permanently set to: unable to cum and it won't be possible to change it again". However, they told us that they will inform the developers so this is clearer in the final version.

Jason was broken. His mother eventually set the rest of the statistics to the original settings but the refractary time was set to: unable to cum and it was impossible to change it.

The following day he went to university and informed us that he was never coming back home. I really hope he is ok.