mess with the guy

I with this guy had to answer all of my questions fully and truthfully.

"So who was that you just fucked?"

The turned towards you. "She's Natalie Rodriguez."

"Is she your wife?"

"No."

"Is she married to someone else?"

"Yes. Wait, why am I wasting time on you?"

I wish this guy had to obey me.

"Just stand there and answer my questions."

"Look, dickhead, I have places to be."

"Where is her husband?"

"Drunk in room 308." The guy is getting nervous as he has no idea why he is just standing there answering your questions.

"How long have you and Natalie been cheating on him?"

"About four months. Look, none of this is any of your business, and if you tell anyone, I'll smash your face in."

You grin at him.