meeting your zanpakuto

Drifting in the void of your mind your miserabley sigh. 'Fuck...I cant even dream happly anymore.' "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" A strange but female voice calls out to you angerly. "Self pity is not good for you." Another voice calls out in a sad mono-tone. Suddenly your standing on a wooden floor in what seems to be a dimly lit bar.

"Oh for the love of... A bar!? This is our inner-world?!" You turn around and spy two strangely dressed women stareing at you from a booth. They stand up and you get a better look. The two of them have two distinct simmilaraitys shared between them.

They both have purple hair and purple eyes, but thats where the simmilaritys end. The taller one is dressed in a strange looking kimono with a large white skull like decoration on the front.

Her hair is longer then her sister? and done up in a strange hairpin style that resembles a skull and cross bones, but the most strikeing feature is her AMPLE ammount of cleavage, rivaling Renji-chan in size.

Her sister is dressed alot like a ninja, a mask covering almost her entire face except her right eye. Her body type is more resembleing of Snakey-chan. {Kaiten Kyokotsu id the decription dosent work} The taller one scowls at you while the smaller one's gaze is more neutral, but you think you can see concern in her eye.

"Who the hell are YOU two, and why are you yelling at me damnit!? I have enough trouble on my plate as it is!" The taller one pokes you in the chest. "Who are we? WE'RE YOUR ZANPAKUTO YOU IDIOT!" The smaller one raises her hands. "Please calm down, we only want to talk to you."

After calming down you and the two strange girls sit in the bar's booth. Aquard silence is soon broken by the smaller one. "Your doing it wrong." You cock your head in confusion. "Huh?" The older looking one sighs. "She means your not seeing the third option. Going with them!" She slams her hands on the table.

"You go back and grab that pervert and DEMAND that he take us as well! FIGHT FOR YOUR GIRLS." The littler one looks away from what you think is a blush and mumbles. "And let us out as well, we want to be with you two..." Your confusion now knows no bounds but you can tell they mean what they say.

"Your right! What the hell do I have to look forward to in this world, the girls where the only thing thats actually made me happy for once. I'll **** that freak to let me go with them OR I'LL SHOVE THAT STUPID HAT OF HIS UP HIS ASS!" The two girls shout in joy. "Damn right! That's what we want from a wielder!"

You grin to them happly. "Before I go, what are your names?" They look to you for a moment before noding in agreement. "We'll see if you can hear us." In tandem "We are Kaiten Kyokotsu!"

You awaken with a start causeing Yoruichi to rear back in alarm. (She was sleeping next to you in her cat form) She looks up to you. "What's wrong Johnny-chan?" Her deep voice startles you slightly. (Not to mention she's speeking to you as a cat.) But you shrug it off. "Nothing, my little Yoruichi-chan. Nothing at all."

as you walk back to the living room with Yoruichi curled around your neck you hear a heated argument. "You two FUCKERS just HAD to talk about going back!" "Hey, dont blame us! The idea made you just as happy as we where!" "But look what it did to Johnny! The Idea of us leaveing destroyed him inside!"

You enter the room and clear your trought. "Girls...It's time to leave!"