head on

Jack decided to really liven up the mall. He saw two brunettes loudly gabbing on about how much their favorite night club had changed when it became "less selective about who they let in." He walked up to them as they walked into a store. "Excuse me, ladies."

They turned and looked Jack up and down. "Yeah, what?"

Jack went right to work. "You two are total anal sluts. You live to be fucked up the ass. You crave anal sex. You're addicted to it, and you don't care who knows it."

The women nodded then turned away from Jack.

They each lowered their jeans. "Want to fuck this sweet ass?" asked one.

"Free back alley entrance," said the other.

Both women were acting like total anal sluts.

"So want to fuck my browneye?" asked one.

"No, fuck mine!" said the other.