for now

A clown flew in on a trapeeze swing and grabbed Cardi. He whisked her off to safety.

Two groups of clowns each pushed in what looked like dunk tanks. Each tank was shrouded, so the spectators could not see what was in the tanks. The seats above the tanks had large purple dildos sticking up on them. The clowns pushed the tanks so they were facing each other from a distance of 20 feet.

"Ladies and gentlemen," said the scary clown ringmaster. "You can see two dunk tanks. Each tank is filled with something deadly, and we'll show you that in a moment. Before them, two famous ladies will be lowered onto the seats with those dildos up into them." He snapped his fingers and the dildos started to gyrate. Another snap stopped them. "The ladies will have to try to dunk each other. If neither is dunked after 10 throws, they both fall in. Shall we meet our contenstants?"

Two more groups of clowns brought in two women covered in sheets.