figuring things out

You watch Bethany bounce over to her friends. You see her best friend Chloe rush up to Bethany. Chloe is an annoying little twit who is Bethany's shadow. She follows Bethany as if Bethany is the second coming. Chloe is a bit shorter than Bethany with wavy, auburn hair, green eyes, high cheekbones, and a long thin nose. She's a bit more curvy than Bethany, but her looks don't do enough to overcome her annoying fawning over Bethany or her bubble-headed lack of intellect.
Everyone knows Bethany hung out with Chloe because Chloe's mom owned a tanning salon, and her dad is a wealthy lawyer, and they owned a great house with a pool and hot tub and allowed Chloe to have parties even though they were planned by Bethany who did the exclusive guest list.

"Just kiss her ass already!" you mutter shooting daggers at Chloe.

Suddenly Chloe goes behind Bethany, lifts her skirt and plants a kiss on Bethany's left butt cheek her thong leaves exposed.

"What are you doing, freak?" asked a shocked Bethany.

"I...I don't know!" said a blushing Chloe.

"Did that just happen?" you askd yourself. "Kiss her ass again," you think firmly.

You watch Chloe try to grab the back of Bethany's skirt, but Bethany pulled away.
"What is your problem?" she barked, "This isn't funny!"

"I'm so sorry, Bethany! I'm like don't know what like came over me!"

"French kiss her!" you say to yourself.

Chloe grabs Bethany's head and forces their mouths together for a moment before Bethany pushes her away.

"Chloe, get a grip! What the flip are you on this morning. Leave me alone!"

Chloe was completely at a loss. "Bethany, I'm so sorry!" she gushed, "Please don't be mad at me! Please, I didn't mean it!"

"Loudly say you're upset because you wet your bed last night." You think.

"Bethany, I'm upset because I wet my bed last night!" Chloe says loudly.

A crowd had gathered and was now laughing.

Chloe, now in tears, ran off toward the school building.

"Wow!" You think. "This is awesome!"