...crouch and push with everything she had.

Alice put her hands on her knees and coiled like a spring. She let loose with all the strength she could muster, but there was open air behind her. Victoria had turned! She flew through the air and landed hard on her back.

Bzzt!

The horn acknowledged the end of the game. She’d lost.

“Alice,” Laura continued, “I can see you’ve just discovered that your underwear will now vibrate randomly. Are you ready to spin the wheel for round seven?”

As suddenly as they’d begun, the vibrations ceased. Alice grunted, having nearly orgasmed, and nodded to Laura that she was ready.She gave the wheel a firm pull. The wheel went round and round noisily for several seconds before coming to a stop.

“For seventy-five thousand, you will have one minute to answer this riddle. I promise. I do. I offend. I point. I fight. What am I?”

“Hmm,” Alice thought out loud.

Several ideas bounced around in her head, but none of them made sense. The pressure of the ticking clock wasn’t helping either.