banishment?

"AAAAGH!! Come on Grandad! You know I didnt do this!" He nods in agreement. "I know, I know, But central Wont take the confession of Arrancars. You would have to FIND Momo-san to lift the banishment." You rub your eyes with your thumb and forfinger.

"How'd it only come out to be banishment anyway?" He chuckles playfully. "Well Johnny boy, did you forget the fact your involved with the Captians of 2 divisions? Or the fact that your freinds with half the Seireiti? Hell son, if Central tryed to arrest you, there would be open revolt!" You slump your shoulders in annoyance,
Why cant I have a normal week?! Just once?"

He waves his hand dissmissively. "Oh quit it, Youd go crazy with out the oddness that follows you around. Oh, and good job with Urahara-san, I can tell she's going to be a good influence on you." He grins playfully before cutting the transmission. "YOU SHIFTY OLD BASTARD!!!" Your family sighs in annoyance at your grandfathers banter, haveing seen it plenty of times before,

But with Ichigo and his freinds though. "John-sama! THAT was your grandfather?!" You look to the flabergasted Uryu and sigh. "Unfortunatly...." Orihime squaks in alarm. "B-But when we first met him...h-he was so scary, and so STRICT!!" She then pokes her lip with her index finger, "But that conversation you had with him, made him seem...well..."

"Like an Idiot?" You chuckle at Rukia's deadpan expression. "Heh...I could tell you some storys that would destroy your ENTIRE view of him, But truth be told he was the closest think to a father I ever had." Maka and Soul float over to you. "John-kun. what now? Even if we found Momo-san, how would we get her to confess?" Soul nods. "As un-cool as it sounds, were kinda stuck."

"We would need a mind reader." You and the rest of the group look to the untill recently Quiet Sato-san. "Umm... Chika-chan, I know Retsu can do alot of wild things, wut even with that Mind reading is still impossable." Eruka and Medusa nod in agreement at Ichigo's decleration. "Even magic cant break that barier."

"GOD DAMINT! You guys are DEPRESSING!" Appaci squaks in annoyance before zooming over to you. "Come on Big guy! You have to have a plan, right?!" You smile at the little tomboy and gently pat her head. "I do, but I reaaaally dont like it." She looks to you with confusion. "What do you mean?"

Grabing the attention of every one else in the room, you grumble abit before announceing. "It seems the only choice is to try the urn, and hope it sends me somewhere that could help us." "Hey John, what the hell are you talking about?! What's an urn going to do to help us?" Before you can answer Ishida smacks him in the back of the head.

"BAKA! DOnt belittle what you dont understand!" You chuckle abit before continueing. "The urn allows me to travel between dimension's, but there's a small drawback, or TWO to be exact. The first is that I have no control over WHERE it sends me." Tia lands on the floor in front of you and with a questioning look asks. "And the second Drawback, JOhn-san?"

You blush slightly before mumbleing. "I....kinda half to have sex before hand..." You expected to be laughed at or slaped after stateing this, but what you GOT was... "I VOLUNTEER JOHN-SAMA/KUN/KOI!!!!!"