Zooey Deschanel

(Originally by Voltros)

When she opened the door you can tell Emma had woken her up from a sound sleep. She was wearing red pajamas and her hair was messy. Her eyes were barely open as she tried to rub the sleepiness out of them.

Zooey: Hello?

Emma: Um hi, Zooey...

Zooey opens her eyes more.

Zooey: Emma? Hi, Emma!

Zooey pulled Emma in for a nice big hug. Emma was very uncomfortable with this as Zooey's clothed leg was now in between her unclothed ones.

Zooey: Emma?

Emma: Um, yes Zooey?

Zooey: You're not wearing pants are you.

Emma: Uh, no I am not.

A few more seconds of silence went by.

Zooey: Is this getting weird?

Emma: It passed weird five seconds ago. Can you please let me go now?

Zooey released Emma and she continued to cover herself.

Zooey: Sooooooo why are you half-naked? Did you go to one of those bottomless parties? I tried going to one of those once, but I ended up going to the wrong house and completely embarrassed myself.

Emma: I would be more than happy to tell you, but for now can we please continue this conversation inside where I'm less exposed.

Zooey: Of course. Come on in.

As Emma walked by, Zooey gave her a hard smack on the ass.

Emma: ZOOEY!

Zooey: Sorry, I just had to do it.