Zach suggests Mason be the girl

“What if it was us?” Zach asked.

“And make a gay porno? That’s… well that’s gay, dude, and for the first time I don’t mean that in a pejorative sense.” Mason replied.

“Not a gay porno, with a wig and some makeup, one of us could be the chick. And by one of us, obviously I mean…” Zach motioned with his hand towards...

“No way dude! I’m not gonna dress up like a chick and let you have sex with me!”

“Not me! Someone’s gotta hold the camera, we’d find a guy on Craigslist or something.”

“I’m not gonna let a guy from Craigslist fuck me either! And we can’t find a girl on Craigslist?”

“To star in a no budget porno flick? We can try, but I can’t imagine there will be many takers. Before OnlyFans maybe we’d have had a shot, but why would some amateur camgirl work with us when they can make bank sending feet pics on the internet? Besides, the more people we involve, the more people we have to pay!”

“And why can’t I be the guy then?”

“Well… Because you’re… you know…”

“No, I don’t know. Spit it out!”

“You’re not a leading man. At least not for porn, as much as I wish I hadn’t seen it during that day at the beach, I know what you’re packing and we’re not gonna win with that thing.”

Ouch. That was a hit to his manhood. Literally. But this plan was ridiculous, Zach couldn’t seriously be suggesting that they do this. But that money could be life-changing. And if he was disguised as a girl, no one would ever know it was him… Wait a minute, was he seriously considering this? The rumbling in his stomach, a remnant of their nearly exclusively ramen diet, which wasn’t particularly filling when they had to ration their food sometimes, convinced him to make a choice.