Yui is acting a little bit ‘Hikki’

Yuigahama skipped down the hallway. Her short skirt fluttered with the wind as did her pink bob hair. She had a smile on her face as wide as the Nile. This could be one of the highlights of her day. Hikigaya, or Hikki as she preferred, didn’t shoo her away for once. Butterflies continued to flutter in her stomach and each time her stride skipped the more she giggled.

“Great job, my horoscope was right! We’re totally getting close.”

Maybe, she thought, she could buy her crush a gift. He loved Maxx Coffee and in her cute thinking pose she wondered if he would accept a gift from her. Her cheeks puffed for a bit till she let out a cute laugh and imagined a dozen different ways Hikigaya could praise her when she came back.

He could even share it with her— and gift her an indirect kiss?! Now Yuigahama knew she needed to cut down on watching those romance flicks.

“Hee, hee~ Maybe I can buy Hikki a drink. He’s always working so hard and he’ll totes—“

Her thoughts shattered at a door slamming. She let out a yelp as the wind from her lungs left her body. Her flustered smile disappeared, replaced by a much more serious expression.

“— what the fuh?! The hell is wrong with these normies making a ruckus?” Yui growled, her shirt suddenly unbuttoned from Yui jumping. They revealed former hills transformed into mountains by her impromptu earthquake. She had forgotten her plan of buying her special boy a treat. She was itching for something sweet and got maxx for her.

“****, taxes, and Maxx coffee — can’t live without ya.”

A minute ago, she was worried about her waistline, too focused on watching her weight but she ruled out today as a cheat day. Besides…

She looked at her reflection through the vending machine. She looked like her usual self. Her pink her was messy but in a cool mysterious character kind of way. She didn’t usually comb it but it always turned out fine. She played with her, gauging the reaction of her reflection. Then she twirled around ignoring her tired but cute eyes.

Well, she had to admit: it was a pretty banging body. Like she was peak eye candy and normie fuel. She grabbed her ass she nicknamed ‘plumped’, curiosity getting the better of her every time her heart rate elevated, and watched it jiggle in response to her iron grip shaking it every now and then. The two cheeks were pulled away then squished together every half a second like a makeshift Newton’s cradle. Her breathing got ragged after one final squeeze.

“Why am I so horny?” Her husky tone only reinforced her confusion.

An answer came in the form of a question. Two gigantic questions attached to her chest. Her eyes went wider than ever. Her pretty lips gasped for air.

“Woah, I don’t remember growing these.” But she always had them, did she not? Yes, her subconscious remembered her past. She’s always been a girl. So why was she shocked or more importantly lusting after her own reflection?

… her pointing figure poked one of her globes causing a little ripple.

‘Who the hell cares about that?’ Yui thought. ‘I’ve got tits!’

She jumped hoping to see Newton’s boobitation law in action. Her chest jiggled up and down. She swayed left — the pair of globes bounced after. She swayed right then so did her breasts.

All of this impromptu exercise was making her thirsty.

She chugged at the sweet beverage in a couple of swigs and let out a mighty belch. An unladylike belch. Something Yui would never do in public ordinarily but right now she just felt like it. After all who cared about what normies think of her? They could all go to hell for all she cared.

She just remembered, someone was waiting for her. Yukinoshita.

Yuigahama power walked back to the supply closet, ignoring how odd it was to walk like a crab.

“Oi. Yukinoshita” She called out to the black haired beauty. Internally Yui’s heart was racing. Liking herself was one thing — some people called that self love anyway — but looking at Yukinoshita was like staring at a jewel. Not that Yui would ever compliment Yukino. Bossy girl.

Yukinoshita was confused and she made it apparent with the dozens of questions directed at the pink haired Yui.

“So you’re saying, Yuigahama, you have always been like this?”

“Yup.”

“And you don’t find anything unusual?”

“Other than you asking me dumb questions, not really.”

“Yuigahama-san was never this boorish.”

“Being boorish is simply the way of a loner. Figured an ice queen like you wouldnt understand.”

Yukino could only sigh. She did not have the energy to argue with her eccentric friend.

“That’s something Hikigaya would say.”

“What the hell is a Hikigaya?”

That garnered a reaction from the nonchalant Yui. Her eyes were serious— no, wait. Was those eyes of envy?

“You don’t remember our mule-slash-clubmate? Our associate and menace against society, Hikigaya?”

“No… it’s just us two in club right?”

Now that confused Yukinoshita.

She decided to call for help. Her friend wasn’t feeling well. Maybe she needed to be reminded of Hikigaya given her sudden attempt of mimicking the boy.