Your shoulder is nudged by someone

Just as you finish signaling the bartender, you feel someone nudge your shoulder. Turning to see who it is, you're pleased to see it's one of the women who smiled at you.

"So what's up fresh meat? You don't come save a girl when you see her being bothered by some douchebag?" she says, smiling at you.

"Wait...what did you call me? Fresh meat!?" you ask, amused by her greeting.

"Well, yeah. You're new here, right? Hence, "fresh meat". I figured when you didn't come save me, I'd just have to be there bigger person and come over to save you."

"Well that's awfully nice of you." you tell her laughing. "But what are you saving me from? I'm just sitting here trying to order a drink."

"Well obviously all the horny, skanky hoes walking around here. You had at least a dozen women checking you out when you walked in here. It was just a matter of time before one of them came over and tried to get in your pants tonight." she says, managing to do so with a straight face.

"Oh. Maybe I'm not happy you saved me then. Maybe I'm looking for someone to get into my pants tonight." you tell her with mock disappointment in your voice.

"What luck!" she says, a smile forming on her face. "I'm looking to get into someone's pants tonight, and I'm not a skanky hoe, just horny as fuck. Looks like we can help each other out! It's a good thing I came over, isn't it?"

"Absolutely!" you agree, laughing at how forward she is and how easy it was for you to find someone to hook up with. "But don't you think, if we're going to be getting in each other's pants, we should at least know each other's names? And maybe have a drink together?"

"Such a gentleman!" she says, signaling and succeeding, where you failed, to get the bartender to come back over.

"Hey Jamie, what can I get you?" he asks her by name. She obviously is a regular here.

"Hey Bobby. Fresh meat here is buying. I'll have another of these," she says holding her empty glass up, "and it looks like he needs a refill too. Thanks sweetie."

Bobby, which is apparently the bartender's name, mixes your drinks in front of you then places them on the bar top. After paying, you thank him and give him a sizable tip. Giving you a knowing smile, he dips his head towards Jamie and says "Have fun" before moving down the bar to the next customer.

Now that you've gotten new drinks, you suggest moving to an open table along the side of the wall where you won't be bumped by people ordering drinks and head over there before someone else snatches it up.