Your roommates

If Emily is actually into what you have planned for tonight, it's guaranteed to be the wildest night of your life. And Emily is your best friend. You figure, why not involve your other best friends, your roommates, in this night? Really go completely crazy.

You pull up their names on your phone and send a message to the group chat. "Hey sluts," you say. Kind of a cliche, but it's appropriate for tonight. "I'm alone in a hotel room with a sexy older man and a few hundred dollars worth of ****. Emily Fowler is coming. Come to the motel off the freeway and let's have some fun."

You honestly don't know how your roommates will respond. Of course, Rainie's reply is the first: "So. Fucking. Down."

Then comes Natalie's: "Wow. You've really got a night ahead of you, huh? That actually sounds kinda fun."

Finally comes Kayla: "Holy shit. Seriously? Kinda down. We'll be there." Fuck yes.

You tally them up in your head. That's five different women and one guy coming tonight-- who happens to be the father of one of the other... participants. A knock at the door is the signal that Ricky's here with the ****, so everything is underway.

You turn back to Eric Fowler. "That's Ricky. I'm going to go get the door and pay him and we can get started. But I've also invited four of my girlfriends to join us. Four young, sexy women that want to have lots of fun tonight."

Just the idea of it has blown Mr. Fowler's mind, you can tell. He'll see when it all really goes down.