Your roommate opens the door for you.

Just as you’re about to open your door to the rest of your apartment, it suddenly swings open. Staring at you looking pretty pissed off is your roommate, Steve. You’ve been friends with him for years, but just like anybody that rooms together, you two get on each other’s nerves quite a bit.

“God Damnit man, I was having a great dream and you woke me up. You wouldn’t believe the ass on the girl I was fucking”

You’re not quite sure what to say. You’re roommate was always up front with this sex habits, but even this is a tad beyond what you’re used to “Sorry… I just…” you stammer out.

“It’s fine, don’t worry about it. I need to get up for class anyways. Gah fucking class starting again”
Your roommate leaves your doorway and walks towards the kitchen. You follow him and think you might grab some cereal before you head off to class. That’s when you hear some rustling in your roommate’s room. About that time your roommate opens one of the cabinets and pulls out a box of cereal.

“Hey babe, you want some Cum-e-ohs? I went and picked up some fresh semen from the store last night for you.”

A feminine voice yells from his room, “Sure! Did you get horse or bull semen? You know I only drink bull semen!”

You’re a little confused. That exchange was both the oddest and hottest thing you’ve heard in weeks. Looks like your roommate had his girlfriend sleep over. You’re used to it at this point and hell you don’t mind honestly. She was pretty hot. Just like you, your roommate also had a thing for ladies from the East. His girlfriend of the past 9 months is a Thai girl named Vivi.

Another voice from the room calls out, “Is John up too? Can you have him come in here and give me my morning cum fresh! I just love his taste”

You quickly break into a panic. You can’t believe it. No way. Your roommate would never do that to you. That is clearly the voice of your girlfriend, Kara.

“Uhh, coming princess, I’ll be right there!” you somehow manage to say.

As you approach your roommate’s room, you realize that if this world is what Charles said it was, your Chinese girlfriend was free for anyone to have sex with. You didn't quite think about that part when you were making your perfect world were you?