Your phone pings

It’s a text from your best friend Brad. “I got the pizza and the Red Bull. I’ll be there in 5!” it says. You had almost forgotten that your friend was going to come over to play the newest Halo game. You start to panic and weigh your options. You don’t want to tell him that you’re a girl now, he might think you’re weird. You can’t just ignore him when he knocks. He won’t leave until you open the door for him.

You finally make the decision to just try to act like you came over last night after meeting Kevin at a bar and that Kevin went out to pick you up breakfast. That way he’ll just leave and he can at least think that his best friend hooked up with the hottest girl in the world. This starts to sound like the best idea until you realize that you don’t have any clothes to wear for when he comes over.

You scramble around the back of your closet until you find a pair of pajamas from an old girlfriend. You button up the short sleeve top and put on the shorts. Both are a little oversized for you, but they look alright when you consider that they’re for sleeping in. You check yourself out in the mirror and still think that you’re the hottest girl alive.

There’s a knock at the door.