Your little brother comes in

“Oh my god,” your sister-in-law screams. She naked but unfortunately you can’t see it.

The bathroom door opens. Your brother asks, “What’s going on!?”

He sees his wife standing naked in the shower and a lump under the shower curtain. “Who’s under there!?”

“It’s me,” you sigh. “I tried to pee without her noticing. I fell and reached out to steady my balance. I grabbed the curtain and landed on my ass.”

“Oh my, are you okay? Wait to get up my wife isn’t decent.”

He lets his wife leave and then pulls the plastic sheet off of you. Your little brother glares down at you, “I don’t believe your story at all.”

“Why do you say that?”

“I saw the way your eyes widen when they saw my wife in a bikini. You were trying to sneak a peek.”

“No,” you lie. “Just needed to pee.”

“Just stop,” your little brother warns.

You aren’t going to stop.